Jonathan Bendel: Lois, are you busy after I'm done chewing Tom's head off? Lois McNally: You're the boss, Mr. Bendel. Jonathan Bendel: No, no, no. Y-you-you be the boss this time.
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Lois McNally: If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.
Nolan Traynor: Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him.
Jonathan Bendel: I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts.
Nolan Traynor: Even Dumbo flew without his feather.
Tom Bartlett: It's like riding a bicycle. The first nine times you fall off but the tenth time you can go on for miles.
Valderon: Man can do many things, but only God can create the truffle.
Jonathan Bendel: Every time I looked down at my shoes, Henri was sticking his tongue out at me. Why do you think he was doing that?
Jonathan Bendel: I don't know why I ever doubted you. I admire you. Just like my grandfather. Only, I don't hate you!
Amanda Shelton: Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat.
Nolan Traynor: We gotta move to New Guinea or some place nobody knows us.
Amanda Shelton: I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.
Lois McNally: If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.
Nolan Traynor: Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him.
Jonathan Bendel: I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts.
Nolan Traynor: Even Dumbo flew without his feather.
Tom Bartlett: It's like riding a bicycle. The first nine times you fall off but the tenth time you can go on for miles.
Valderon: Man can do many things, but only God can create the truffle.
Jonathan Bendel: Every time I looked down at my shoes, Henri was sticking his tongue out at me. Why do you think he was doing that?
Jonathan Bendel: I don't know why I ever doubted you. I admire you. Just like my grandfather. Only, I don't hate you!
Amanda Shelton: Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat.
Nolan Traynor: We gotta move to New Guinea or some place nobody knows us.
Amanda Shelton: I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.
Tom Bartlett: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit. Amanda Shelton: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour. Tom Bartlett: I see. Amanda Shelton: Doesn't look like it takes you very long. Tom Bartlett: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.
Tom Bartlett: I love shoes. Brian in Shoes: Me too Mr. Bartlett. Tom Bartlett: I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's ark!
Tom Bartlett: She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny... Lois McNally: Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.
Amanda Shelton: That's impossible. Tom Bartlett: Why's that? Amanda Shelton: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.
Nolan Traynor: We can get other jobs. Amanda Shelton: Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."
Jonathan Bendel: Lois, are you busy after I'm done chewing Tom's head off? Lois McNally: You're the boss, Mr. Bendel. Jonathan Bendel: No, no, no. Y-you-you be the boss this time.
Chris: I just downloaded my schedule onto your computer. Lois McNally: I hope you were using a condom.
Nolan Traynor: They all look dead. Aunt Stella: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance. Amanda Shelton: This is amazing. Nolan Traynor: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want? Aunt Stella: No, no. We couldn't, but she could. Nolan Traynor: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.
Lois McNally: There's a very thin girl in your office. Tom Bartlett: That's Chris. Lois, what is she doing in my office without me? Lois McNally: I don't know, but I offered her a sandwich.
