Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
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Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
Count Von Krolock: I am a night bird. I am not much good in the daytime.
Professor Abronsius: Takes me for a nincompoop, that necrophile.
Professor Abronsius: A castle without a crypt is like a unicorn without a horn.
Professor Abronsius: He displeased me as much this evening as he impressed me the first time.
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Venice. The palaces. The sky. Venice, Sarah, Venice. The gondolas. The sun. The sea.
Professor Abronsius: I'm not completely daft, you know.
Count Von Krolock: Professor Abronsius. Königsberg University. This alters everything.
Professor Abronsius: For the sake of Shagal's daughter, open it!
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: It is I. Life has a meaning once more. We are going to save you.
Professor Abronsius: After a good transfusion - and a few days rest, you will be as right as rain, my child.
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
Count Von Krolock: I am a night bird. I am not much good in the daytime.
Professor Abronsius: Takes me for a nincompoop, that necrophile.
Professor Abronsius: A castle without a crypt is like a unicorn without a horn.
Professor Abronsius: He displeased me as much this evening as he impressed me the first time.
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Venice. The palaces. The sky. Venice, Sarah, Venice. The gondolas. The sun. The sea.
Professor Abronsius: I'm not completely daft, you know.
Count Von Krolock: Professor Abronsius. Königsberg University. This alters everything.
Professor Abronsius: For the sake of Shagal's daughter, open it!
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: It is I. Life has a meaning once more. We are going to save you.
Professor Abronsius: After a good transfusion - and a few days rest, you will be as right as rain, my child.
Sarah Shagal: I got into the habit of it at school. It's funny Papa. You can't just change your habits in a couple of months, can you? Besides, it's good for your health. Once a day is the very least. Don't you agree? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Yes. Sarah Shagal: Do you mind if I have a quick one? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Huh? Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: I don't mind at all, but... Sarah Shagal: Oh, thank you! You are being very nice. Now could you get me some hot water?
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: What's my good little fairy up to? What she doing? Huh? Magda, the Maid: Your good little fairy is mending your nightshirt. Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: This nightshirt is mine? No? Yeah! I could - its perfect as it is. I'll try it on. Magda, the Maid: If you try your nightshirt in my room, I scream.
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant: Shouldn't we build a barricade? Professor Abronsius: No, that would be bad tactics.
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Come on, take it off! Magda, the Maid: Don't you look. Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: I'm not looking. I'm not looking.
Professor Abronsius: Shagal, about that girl... Professor Abronsius: Yeah? Professor Abronsius: Don't you touch her! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Ah! I'm not touching! Who's touching?
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Oy yoy! Have you got the wrong vampire!
Professor Abronsius: Shagal, about that girl... Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Yeah? Professor Abronsius: Don't you touch her! Shagal, the Inn-Keeper: Ah! I'm not touching! Who's touching?
