Franck Eggelhoffer: Uh-oh, I bring the wrong color thread. I assumed you'd be wearing a black "tuxado." George: It is a black "tuxado." Franck Eggelhoffer: I don't think so, babe. This tux is "nuffy" blue. No doubt about it. George: What're you talking about? Armani doesn't make a blue tuxedo. Franck Eggelhoffer: Armani don't also make "polyaster."
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George: This was the moment I'd been dreading for the past six months. Well, actually for the past 22 years.
George: Well, that's the thing about life, is the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you.
Franck Eggelhoffer: I vill go talk to Honk. Now, we don't want to lose him, Hiss a genius and we need his maaaaand!
Annie: What is this, 1958? Give the little wife a blender?
George: Well, that's the thing about life, is the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you.
George: This was the moment I'd been dreading for the past six months. Well, actually for the past 22 years.
Franck Eggelhoffer: I vill go talk to Honk. Now, we don't want to lose him, Hiss a genius and we need his maaaaand!
Annie: A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender? I mean, it scared me, you know?
Annie: God, this is a hard thing to tell parents - especially when they're my parents.
Nina Banks: I still think you see Annie as a seven year-old girl in pigtails!
Nina Banks: A wedding! Father of the Bride. Can you believe it?
Bryan: Slev tak. That's "You're welcome" in Danish.
Franck Eggelhoffer: It's another expensive? Oh sure, ya, you know, but ve need it.
Franck Eggelhoffer: Oh, it's very nice. Ve change it all, though.
George: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom. Annie: Dad! George: Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.
Nina Banks: Hello, George. George: Why do you look happy to see me in here, Nina? Nina Banks: Happy? No, no, no. I'm not happy George. You think I was happy to tell everyone that I had to come down to the city jail and bail you out for stealing hot dog buns? George: I wasn't stealing... Nina Banks: Ah! George: I was just... Nina Banks: Ah! I'm going to have to ask you not to talk, or I'll have to call Officer What's-his-name over there. You've been more than I can handle, George. Annie's wedding is not a conspiracy against you. It's just a wedding. People have them every day in every country in the world. I know it'g going to be expensive, but: we don't go to Europe. We don't own fancy cars. I don't own expensive jewelry, so we can afford to have a big wedding. George: Nina... Nina Banks: I'll get you out of here on one condition, Banks: that you agree to the following. Now, repeat after me. "I, George Stanley Banks..." George: I, George Stanley Banks... Nina Banks: Promise to pull it together and act my age. George: I will stop hyperventilating, rolling my eyes, unbuttoning my top collar button... Nina Banks: I don't unbutton my top collar... George: Oh, no, you mean this bit here? Nina Banks: I will stop hyperventilating, rolling my eyes, and unbuttoning my top collar button. George: I will stop making faces in general, and I will certainly stop telling everyone I meet how much this wedding is costing. Nina Banks: I don't tell everyone how much it costs! Nina Banks: He told you, right? Nina Banks: $250 a head? Nina Banks: Oh, well thanks. George: I will try to remember my daughter's feelings, and how, with every roll of my eyes, I am taking away a piece of her happiness. Nina Banks: I love you, Nina. Nina Banks: Just repeat the last bit. George: I will try to remember my daughter's feelings, and how, with every roll of my eyes, I am taking away a piece of her happiness. Nina Banks: I love you too. Let's go home, okay?
Franck Eggelhoffer: Uh-oh, I bring the wrong color thread. I assumed you'd be wearing a black "tuxado." George: It is a black "tuxado." Franck Eggelhoffer: I don't think so, babe. This tux is "nuffy" blue. No doubt about it. George: What're you talking about? Armani doesn't make a blue tuxedo. Franck Eggelhoffer: Armani don't also make "polyaster."
Annie: What? What's that face? George: It's nothing. Annie: Oh, this is going cost you more money. George: No. It's just... I know I'll remember this moment, for the rest of my life.
Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat? George: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother. Annie: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding.
George: Twelve hundred dollars? Franck Eggelhoffer: Vell, Mr. Banks. Dis is a very risonable price for a cake of dis magnitude. George: A cake, Franck, is made of flour and water. My first car didn't cost twelve hundred dollars. Franck Eggelhoffer: Vell, velcome to the nineties, Mr. Bonk!
George: Hey, you lookin' good, my man! Git down! Hey! George: What's new pussycat, Whoa-a-whoa-whoa, What's new pussycat, Whoa-a-whoa-whoa, Whoa-a-whoa...
George: This is ridiculous! You're - too young to get married! Annie: Too young? Dad, I'm 22! If I'm not mistaken, that's a year older than Mom was when you guys got married. George: That is absolutely not true. Nina Banks: Oh, no, you're absolutely wrong. George: You were this age when I married you? Nina Banks: No. I was younger. I was this age when she was born.
George: Paul Simon's coming to the Forum and I think I can get us great seats. Annie: Um... yeah... sure. George: All right, Paul Simon is an "um... yeah... sure," which I believe translates to a "yes."
