Sam: Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing? Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.
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Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love.
Charlie: I saw this tree. But it was a dragon. Then it was a tree again. It just lied to me.
Charlie: Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's life ahead of yours and think that count as love.
Sam: Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
Patrick: Can Charlie come out and play?
Charlie: Dear Friend, I'm sorry I haven't written in a while, but I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
Patrick: You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music.
Patrick: My life is officially an after school special.
Charlie: Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
Patrick: This is Charlie's first party ever. So I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt blow jobs, from both of you.
Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!
Charlie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love.
Charlie: I saw this tree. But it was a dragon. Then it was a tree again. It just lied to me.
Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's life ahead of yours and think that count as love.
Sam: Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
Charlie: Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
Patrick: Can Charlie come out and play?
Charlie: Dear Friend, I'm sorry I haven't written in a while, but I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
Patrick: You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music.
Patrick: My life is officially an after school special.
Charlie: Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
Charlie: I saw this tree. But it was a dragon. Then it was a tree again. It just lied to me.
Sam: Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing? Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.
Charlie: Candice, I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I? She died getting my birthday present, so I guess I killed her, right? I tried to stop thinking that, but I can't. She keeps driving away and dying and I can't stop her. Am I crazy, Candace? Candace: Call the police and send them to my house! Candace: No, Charlie, listen to me. Mom and Dad are going to be home with Chris any second. Charlie: What if I wanted her to die, Candace?
Charlie: Dad, can I have 30 dollars? Father: 20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?
Patrick: Hey, everyone! Every body! Everyone, raise your glasses to Charlie. Charlie: What did I do? Patrick: You didn't do anything. We just want to toast to our new friend. You see things and you understand. You're a wallflower. Patrick: What is it? What's wrong? Charlie: I didn't think anyone noticed me. Patrick: Well we didn't think there was anyone cool left to meet! So come on everyone. To Charlie!
Charlie: My Aunt Helen has said I should be a writer, but I don't know what I'd write about. Sam: You could write about us. Patrick: Yeah! Call it 'Slut and the Falcon'. Make us solve crimes.
Sam: So, I'm guessing you've never been high before. Charlie: No. No, no, no. My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker, so he hated all that stuff. Parties too. Sam: Well, where is Michael tonight? Charlie: Oh, he shot himself last May. I kinda wish he'd left a note. You know what I mean?
Sam: How do you feel, Charlie? Charlie: I just really want a milkshake.
Charlie: There is so much pain. And I-I-I don't know how to not notice it. Dr. Burton: What's hurting you? Charlie: No, not... not me. It's them! It's... it's everyone. It never stops. Do you understand?
Patrick: My turn! Let's see. Let's think... Charlie. Charlie: Truth. Patrick: How's your first relationship going? Charlie: It's so bad, that I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer, so that I don't have to break up with her.
Charlie: So, you're not scared of me? Sam: No. Charlie: So, can we be friends again? Sam: Of course! Sam: C'mon. Lets go be psychos together!
Mr. Callahan: You've gotta be kidding me. Patrick: If you fail me, you get me next semester.
Sam: Oh my God! They're playing good music. Patrick: Holy shit. Holy shit. They are, they're playing good music!
Patrick: Are you baked? Charlie: Like a cake! That's what Bob said.
Sam: Patrick? Patrick: Yeah? Sam: Who's this? Patrick: This is... Charlie: Charlie... Kelmeckis. Patrick: Kelmeckis! No shit! Your sister's dating Ponytail Derek, isn't she? Charlie: Is that what they call him? Sam: Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone? You put the ass in class, Patrick. Patrick: I try. Sam, I try. Sam: It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
Mary Elizabeth: Wait a second, there's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules! Patrick: Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to EAT Christmas?
Mary Elizabeth: Charlie, Charlie, what do you think about high school? Charlie: High school? Bullshit. The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center; people wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out. And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport. We all know it. Mary Elizabeth: This kid is crazy. Charlie: Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really gonna regret that, you know Charlie: haircut when you look back at old photographs. I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.
Charlie: Are you having a good time? Sam: Not really, how about you? Charlie: I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.
Linebacker: Hey, Nothing! Nose Tackle: Hey, Nothing! Patrick: Let it go! Jesus! It's an antique joke. It's over!
