Paul Tannek: Hey, has anybody seen my toothbrush? Chris: You can't find it? Shit, you better find that thing, man. Those things can cost up to $2.50. Noah: Yeah, and yours has such a nice handle, man.
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Dora Diamond: I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to.
Adam: That is a great hat! Did the producers of Fargo have a garage sale?
Video Store Clerk: Could you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same time? Nah, don't feel bad. No one can.
Dora Diamond: I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to.
Adam: That is a great hat! Did the producers of Fargo have a garage sale?
Video Store Clerk: Could you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same time? Nah, don't feel bad. No one can.
Adam: That is a great hat! Did the producers of Fargo have a garage sale?
Dora Diamond: You have a girlfriend? Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. We dated in high school. Dora Diamond: Do you still see her? Paul Tannek: No. She lost some weight over the summer, so she's dating a lot more now. You know how it goes.
Adam: You gotta help me. Lisa is all primed but her helpful friend, fat Rita, will take her home unless she gets some action, too. Noah: OK, first of all, I'm way too wasted to be operating heavy machinery. And second of all, I got this little spinner all G-ed out. She's liquid. Adam: Leave her on the back burner. Take one for the team.
Paul Tannek: Oh, are you referring to the illegal drugs you disperse at parties? Chris: What are you talking about? What, are you gonna turn into a narc on us?
Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here? Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was BEER. Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer. Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!
Chris: Whoa! Whoa! Wha-what's goin' on? Inspector: Inspections for drugs and alcohol. Noah: What? Adam: Since when? Student: O'Brien from the eighth floor's in a coma. Chris: So? Student: So the board instigated some new policies. Adam: That-that-that-that-that-that-that... Noah: This is whack! Chris: Can they even DO this? Adam: I'm callin' my father's lawyer. Our parents pay a lot of money for us to enjoy our college experience.
Professor Edward Alcott: I'm sure if she were alive, Betty Friedan would applaud your little epiphany. Dora Diamond: Oh really? Well, if Kafka was still alive he'd say "Stop misinterpreting my novels, you pretentious bonehead!"
Prisoner: Losing your hair sucks. Paul Tannek: They say it comes from your mother. Prisoner: My mother's got hair, you know!
Dora Diamond: It isn't ennobling, being poor. It just makes you mean. Paul Tannek: Yeah, that's why all the really nice people are rich.
Paul Tannek: Hey, has anybody seen my toothbrush? Chris: You can't find it? Shit, you better find that thing, man. Those things can cost up to $2.50. Noah: Yeah, and yours has such a nice handle, man.
