Dinka: I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!
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Eddie: There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Hyundai in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black ass down!
Isaac: This is who I am. And whether you believe it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.
Billy: First thing I'ma do... I'ma get me a tattoo. It gon' say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!"
Dinka: I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!
Calvin: You see that? That right there is Oprah's house.
Eddie: Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!
Eddie: There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Hyundai in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black ass down!
Isaac: This is who I am. And whether you believe it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.
Billy: First thing I'ma do... I'ma get me a tattoo. It gon' say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!"
Dinka: I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!
Calvin: You see that? That right there is Oprah's house.
Eddie: Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!
Terri: Who drank my goddamn apple juice? Calvin: Whoa! Terri, stop cussing. This ain't Def Comedy Jam!
Checkers Fred: You better not let Jesse Jackson hear you say that. Eddie: Ma-a-a-a-a-n, FUCK Jesse Jackson!
Calvin: Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something? Ray-Ray: No. Calvin: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?
J.D.: You lock yo' door? Billy: Yeah, man; I ain't stupid! J.D.: Then why your sister in the room, man?
Jimmy: Let me tell you somethin'... you will *never* own a Black barbershop! Isaac: I will if I want to. Terri: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can own a Black barbershop... Calvin: Wait a minute..."ribs better than Black people?" Jimmy: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic! Dinka: Tony Roma is delicious! I don't see White or Black... I just see red sauce on everyt'ing!
Terri: Don't touch my stuff no more, or there *will* be reprecussions... Jimmy: You know what, "reprecussion" my nuts! Terri: *Grow* some! Eddie: Well, you heard that, didn't you, "Planters"?
