Old Salt Navigator: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey!
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Old Salt Navigator: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey!
Admiral Shane: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. Think I'll have a chicken burrito.
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.
Alex Hopper: You know that girl? The burrito girl?
Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.
Convenience Store Owner: It's too late to eat a burrito. Too much complex carbs.
Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: Mahalo, motherf...
Old Salt Navigator: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey!
Admiral Shane: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. Think I'll have a chicken burrito.
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.
Alex Hopper: You know that girl? The burrito girl?
Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.
Convenience Store Owner: It's too late to eat a burrito. Too much complex carbs.
Old Salt Navigator: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey!
Admiral Shane: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. Think I'll have a chicken burrito.
Captain Yugi Nagata: We're going to die! Alex Hopper: We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today.
Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: You ready? Cal Zapata: I'm sorry, but there is no way that I am going down there. I do not possess that kind of courage. Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: Right now, you're going to acquire that courage, or else I'm going to break my steel leg off in your ass. You feel me? Cal Zapata: I feel you. Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: Go. Now. Cal Zapata: Acquiring courage... acquiring courage...
Admiral Shane: What is wrong with you? You've got skills, but I have never, EVER seen a man waste them like you. Keep the ship out of the surf and spray... Alex Hopper: ... or you'll plunge to destruction. Homer, Sir. Admiral Shane: The fact that you know that infuriates me beyond words. What my daughter sees in you is a great mystery to me. You're a very smart individual, with very weak character, leadership and decision-making skills. Do you have anything to say to me, ANYTHING? Alex Hopper: Negative, Sir. Admiral Shane: Enjoy these naval exercises, Hopper. They're likely to be your last. Dismissed!
Title Card: In 2005, scientists discovered a distant planet believed to have a climate nearly identical to Earth. Title Card: In 2006, NASA built a transmission device five times more powerful than any before it, and a program to contact the planet began. Title Card: It was known as The Beacon Project.
Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: The most critical part of any military operation: establish communications, reinforcements, follow-on forces. Cal Zapata: You're saying E.T. wants to phone home? That would be incredibly, incredibly bad.
Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right? Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!
Alex Hopper: You give me five minutes, and I will get you your chicken burrito. Sam: Five minutes... starting now. Alex Hopper: Chicken burrito time, I'm out!
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time? Alex Hopper: Why am I staring at a lizard? Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes... Alex Hopper: You've got fifteen seconds, go. Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir. Alex Hopper: You try anything else on? Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Negative, sir. Just the helmet.
Commander Stone Hopper: You alright? Alex Hopper: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, I don't need your help. Commander Stone Hopper: Bronson's gonna take it. Commander Stone Hopper: Bronson! Alex Hopper: What do you mean Bronson? No, negative. Commander Stone Hopper: Bronson, you're gonna take this. Alex Hopper: Bronson, don't move. Commander Stone Hopper: Bonson, come here. Alex Hopper: Bronson, you move one more step you're dead. Do you wanna die today? Do you wanna die? Alex Hopper: Good choice, good choice! Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: He's definitely concussed. Commander Stone Hopper: You just threatened one of my sailors!
Alex Hopper: Where do we find him? Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.
