Slug: I can't be late on the first day!
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Slug: I can't be late on the first day!
Young Mike: I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.
Dean Hardscrabble: It's my job to make great students greater, not make mediocre students less mediocre.
Sulley: You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.
Mike Wazowski: I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm gonna be a scarer!
Dean Hardscrabble: Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you?
Professor Knight: Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!
Randy: That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!
Don: Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa!
Mike Wazowski: Behold, the Future Scaring League of the World. My Brothers, of Oozma KAPPA.
Slug: Oh man! I can't be late on the first day!
Slug: I can't be late on the first day!
Dean Hardscrabble: It's my job to make great students greater, not make mediocre students less mediocre.
Young Mike: I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.
Sulley: You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.
Mike Wazowski: I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm gonna be a scarer!
Dean Hardscrabble: Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you?
Professor Knight: Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!
Dean Hardscrabble: Good luck.
Don: Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa!
Slug: I can't be late on the first day!
Randy: That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!
Don: Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa!
Johnny: Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you. Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it. Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.
Yeti: Alright, newbies. Quit goofing around. I'll have you know that tampering with the mail is punishable by banishment. Sulley: Yes Sir. Mike Wazowski: We're right on it Mr. Snowman.
Mike Wazowski: Squishy. We're not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here. Squishy: Heart. Mike Wazowski: No, me! I'm gonna win the race for us.
Squishy: What's gonna happen to them? Roz: That's for the university president to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.
Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified. Mike Wazowski: How come you never told me that before? Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.
Sulley: Psst Mike. Look, I'm sorry I messed up. Now let's get you outta here. Mike Wazowski: You were right. They weren't scared of me. I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone. And I thought... I thought that if I wanted it enough I could show everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special. And I'm just... not. Sulley: Look, Mike, I know how you feel. Mike Wazowski: Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how I feel! Sulley: Mike, calm down. Mike Wazowski: Monsters like you have everything! You don't have to be good! You can mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you! Sulley: Mike! Mike Wazowski: You'll never know what it's like to fail, because you were born a Sullivan! Sulley: Yeah I'm the Sullivan! I'm the Sullivan that flunked every test, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated! And I lied! Sulley: Mike, I'll never know how you feel. But you're not the only failure here.
Dean Hardscrabble: You did what? Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated. Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow. Sulley: Yes ma'am. Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.
Mike Wazowski: It's been tampered with. Sulley: Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that. Mike Wazowski: Why are my settings... different? Sulley: Mike, we should leave. Mike Wazowski: Did you do this? Sulley: Mike... Mike Wazowski: Did you do this? Sulley: Yes I did. But... you don't understand... Mike Wazowski: Why? Why did you do this? Sulley: You know... just in case. Mike Wazowski: In case of what? You don't think I'm scary. You said you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, you're just like everyone else! Sulley: Look, you'll get better and better... Mike Wazowski: I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone! Sulley: I was just trying to help! Mike Wazowski: No! You just wanted to help yourself! Sulley: Well, what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
Mike Wazowski: I can't believe it. Mike Wazowski: I'm Officially a COLLEGE STUDENT!
Chet: Way to blow it, Oozmas! Mike Wazowski: Hey, 2nd place ain't bad. Greek Council VP: 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi! Mike Wazowski: *What*? Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line. Greek Council VP: 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place... Greek Council VP: ...Oozma Kappa! Greek Council President: Oozma Kappa have been eliminated! Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for... Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified. Greek Council VP: The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination. Big Red: What? Greek Council VP: Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle! Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually. Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
Professor Knight: Great Improvement Michael. Professor Knight: One fierce look is *not* what it takes Mr. Sullivan.
Randy: Hey there, Im your roommate! Names Randy Boggs, Scaring major! Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski, Scaring major. Randy: I can tell were gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs. Mike Wazowski: You just disappeared. Randy: Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke. Mike Wazowski: No, its totally great, you gotta use it. Randy: Really? Mike Wazowski: Yeah, but lose the glasses, they give it away.
Mike Wazowski: My chances are just as good as yours Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me. Mike Wazowski: Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.
Sulley: You're wasting your time. We need a new team. Mike Wazowski: We can't just 'get a new team'! I checked this morning, it's against the rules.
Mike Wazowski: OK. Very Funny Sullivan. Sulley: You look great Wazowski! Mike Wazowski: You know, if you're gonna prank someone. The least you can do is think of something clever.
Terry: Good luck, ladies. PNK Carrie: Thanks! We're gonna rip you to pieces!
Mike Wazowski: I'm so sorry. Sulley: It was an accident. Dean Hardscrabble: What, this? My souvenir from a lifetime of scaring? Accidents happen, don't they? The important thing is: no one got hurt. Mike Wazowski: You're taking this remarkably well.
Dean Hardscrabble: And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught. You're not scary. You will not be continuing in the Scare Program. Mike Wazowski: Please, let me try the Simulator. I'll surprise you. Dean Hardscrabble: Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Sullivan. I am a seven year old boy... Dean Hardscrabble: I wasn't finished. Sulley: I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare. Dean Hardscrabble: That 'stuff' would've informed you that this particular child is afraid of snakes. So a Roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry, alerting his parents, exposing the monster world, destroying life as we know it. And of course we can't have that. So I cannot recommend that you continue in the Scare Program. Good day. Sulley: But I'm a Sullivan. Dean Hardscrabble: Well then, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.
Don: They're still in there. Dean Hardscrabble: Until the Authorities arrives, this door stays off. Squishy: *No*! You can't do this. Dean Hardscrabble: ENOUGH! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED NOW!
Slug: Thank Goodness. I made it. First Day of Class. Slug: Hey, where did everyone go? Janitor: The School Year's over kid. You *missed* it.
Randy: Hey there, Im your roommate! Names Randy Boggs, Scaring major! Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski, Scaring major. Randy: I can tell were gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs. Mike Wazowski: You just disappeared. Randy: Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke. Mike Wazowski: No, it's totally great. You gotta use it. Randy: Really? Mike Wazowski: Yeah, but lose the glasses. They give it away.
Chet: Way to blow it, Oozmas! Mike Wazowski: Hey, 2nd place ain't bad. Greek Council VP: 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi! Sulley: *What*? Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line. Greek Council VP: 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place... Greek Council VP: ...Oozma Kappa! Greek Council President: Oozma Kappa have been eliminated! Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for... Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified. Greek Council VP: The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination. Big Red: What? Greek Council VP: Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle! Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually. Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
Randy: Hey there, I'm your roommate! Names Randy Boggs, Scaring major! Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski, Scaring major. Randy: I can tell were gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs. Mike Wazowski: You just disappeared. Randy: Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke. Mike Wazowski: No, it's totally great. You gotta use it. Randy: Really? Mike Wazowski: Yeah, but lose the glasses. They give it away.
Professor Knight: That is some remarkable improvement Michael. Professor Knight: One fierce look does *not* a scarer make Mr. Sullivan.
