Connie Milligan: You've been shushing me for 22 months now. You've shushed your last shush!
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Connie Milligan: You've been shushing me for 22 months now. You've shushed your last shush!
Benjamin Dingle: I missed two Sundays of "Superman" once, and I've never felt the same since.
Benjamin Dingle: Hand me that section, will you? I want to see if anyone I know is being born today.
Benjamin Dingle: There's a war going on Ms. Milligan!
Connie Milligan: I can't take one man's bag on another man's honeymoon.
Benjamin Dingle: Let's do away with all forms and obligations! Cut out all the red tape! Full Speed Ahead!
FBI Agent Pike: Well, you gotta mouth full of funny answers, don't ya?
FBI Agent Pike: Say, I think they made a mistake down at headquarters. This feller don't look like a Jap!
Connie Milligan: What happened? Nothing. I'm not the kind of person anything happens to.
Charles J. Pendergast: What was he doing with his binoculars in your apartment?
Connie Milligan: You've been shushing me for 22 months now. You've shushed your last shush!
Benjamin Dingle: I missed two Sundays of "Superman" once, and I've never felt the same since.
Connie Milligan: What happened? Nothing. I'm not the kind of person anything happens to.
Benjamin Dingle: Hand me that section, will you? I want to see if anyone I know is being born today.
Benjamin Dingle: There's a war going on Ms. Milligan!
Connie Milligan: I can't take one man's bag on another man's honeymoon.
FBI Agent Pike: Well, you gotta mouth full of funny answers, don't ya?
Charles J. Pendergast: What was he doing with his binoculars in your apartment?
Benjamin Dingle: Let's do away with all forms and obligations! Cut out all the red tape! Full Speed Ahead!
FBI Agent Pike: Say, I think they made a mistake down at headquarters. This feller don't look like a Jap!
Benjamin Dingle: What's your name? Joe Carter: Carter. Benjamin Dingle: Bill Carter? Joe Carter: Joe Carter. Benjamin Dingle: I used to know a fellow named Bill Carter. Joe Carter: Wasn't me. Benjamin Dingle: Don't you suppose I know that? Joe Carter: What'd you ask for, then? Benjamin Dingle: I guess I know what Bill Carter looked like. Joe Carter: Not like me. Benjamin Dingle: Oh, then, you know Bill Carter. Joe Carter: No, I don't, but he sounds like a great guy.
Benjamin Dingle: Say, what brought you here, Mr. Carter? Joe Carter: Railroad. Benjamin Dingle: No, I mean, what's your job? Joe Carter: I'm a mechanic. I work in a baby carriage factory. Benjamin Dingle: Where? Joe Carter: California. Benjamin Dingle: San Francisco? Joe Carter: Burbank. Benjamin Dingle: Baby carriage factory, eh? Joe Carter: Yep. Tokyo Baby Carriage Corporation - plain and fancy baby carriages for carrying babies to Tokyo. Benjamin Dingle: Oh. Maybe you think this is none of my business. Joe Carter: Maybe I do. Benjamin Dingle: Probably your name isn't even Bill Carter. Joe Carter: Probably not. It's probably Joe Carter.
Connie Milligan: See, this is a floor plan of the apartment. Here's my room, here's your room, here's the bathroom and here's the kitchen. Now, my alarm goes off at seven o'clock, and we both get up. At seven one, I enter the bathroom. Then you go down to get the milk, and by seven five you've started the coffee. One minute later, I leave the bathroom, and a minute after that, you enter the bathroom. And that's when I'm starting to dress. Three minutes later, I'm having my coffee, and a minute after that at seven twelve, you leave the bathroom. At seven thirteen, I put on my eggs, and I leave to finish dressing. Then you put on your shoes, and take off my eggs at seven sixteen. At seven seventeen, you start to shave. At seven eighteen, I eat my eggs, and at seven twenty-one, I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair, and at seven twenty-four, you're in the kitchen putting on your eggs. At seven twenty-five, you make your bed. Seven twenty-six, I make my bed. And then while you're eating your eggs, I take out the papers and cans. At seven twenty-nine, you're washing the dishes, and at seven thirty, we're all finished. You see? Connie Milligan: It's really very simple. Benjamin Dingle: Do we do all this railroad time or Eastern War time?
Connie Milligan: Why don't you go to the YMCA? Benjamin Dingle: I'm too old. Connie Milligan: Or the, the veterans' home? Benjamin Dingle: I'm too young. Connie Milligan: Well, I don't know what to think. Benjamin Dingle: Well, sooner or later I'm going to rent half this apartment. Suppose I have a look at it, eh?
Benjamin Dingle: Miss Milligan, by the way, why aren't you married, Miss Milligan? Connie Milligan: Well, really! Benjamin Dingle: Some high type, clean cut, nice young fella? Connie Milligan: If you don't mind, Mr. Dingle... Benjamin Dingle: Of course, there's not many men about nowadays; but, there's always one if you're out to get one. Connie Milligan: Maybe I don't want to get married. Benjamin Dingle: Well, don't you? Well, maybe you do. Well, come, come, Miss Milligan, make up your mind. Connie Milligan: Make up my mind? Benjamin Dingle: You know, Damn The Torpedoes, Full Steam Ahead!
Connie Milligan: One more thing, we better not leave the apartment together in the morning. Benjamin Dingle: You mean because people might think... Connie Milligan: Well, not exactly, but, people are so... Benjamin Dingle: Me? Connie Milligan: Of course. Benjamin Dingle: Thank you, Miss Milligan. I thank you, in deed.
Connie Milligan: Do you smoke in bed? Benjamin Dingle: No, I sleep in bed. Connie Milligan: Do I smell smoke? Benjamin Dingle: Only the smoke of burning memories, Miss Milligan, rising from the smoldering embers from my romantic youth.
Joe Carter: Another thing, don't take in any more roomers. Connie Milligan: Why? Joe Carter: Why? You can pick up a lot of riffraff that way, that's why. Connie Milligan: Well, I was only tryin' to be patriotic.
Narrator: Our vagabond camera takes us to beautiful Washington, D.C., the national capital of our United States, situated on the broad banks of the Potomac River. Living is pleasant and leisurely... for it is a city of formality and custom. Manners and courtesy are responsible for the well-ordered conduct of its daily affairs. The many fine restaurants of Washington are the delight of the epicurean and the gourmet, where one may enjoy to the full the rare dishes of the old south. Washington's beautiful homes have the quiet dignity of another day. Our trip would be incomplete if we neglected to visit the quiet, staid and dignified residential section. It is with pride that we view hospitable Washington, friendly Washington, welcoming us to her doorstep eagerly throwing wide her doors. Hotel Clerk: I'm sorry; there're no vacancies... positively no vacancies.
Connie Milligan: Now, look, please, will you think of my position. I can't go around just renting my apartment to anybody. Benjamin Dingle: I'm not just anybody. Connie Milligan: Besides, I'm only doing this because of the housing congestion in Washington. Benjamin Dingle: You said it. Connie Milligan: I-I think its my patriotic duty to take somebody in; because, everything is so overcrowded.
Connie Milligan: Really, you wouldn't be happy here at all. Benjamin Dingle: Home is where you hang your hat.
Benjamin Dingle: You're a very systematic girl, aren't you? Connie Milligan: I used to work in the office of facts and figures.
Connie Milligan: If you expect to get along here, Mr. Dingle, you'll have to learn to mind your own business. Benjamin Dingle: These times, Miss Milligan, everybodies' business is everybodies' business. War brings people closer together, you know. Connie Milligan: Not you and me, Mr. Dingle. Good night.
Benjamin Dingle: You ought to have some high times here, Joe. Young fellas don't come a dime a dozen in Washington. Eight girls to every fellow. Joe Carter: Yeah, well, I haven't got time for that. I'm only gonna be in Washington, only a week.
Benjamin Dingle: I don't know what this is all about. There's no telling how long I'll be held up here. Charles J. Pendergast: Now, tut tut tut. Everyone over here knows me. I'm sure my presence will speed things up.
