Ms. Albright: I was an extra in "The Lion King" and this is where I am.
出自電影《抱抱我的初戀》 的經典對白。
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改變令人很累,我感覺到這一切的新變化,都讓人無所遁形。
Ms. Albright: Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis. It is a rental.
Ms. Albright: I was an extra in "The Lion King" and this is where I am.
Simon: Hey, Bram, it's me, Jacques. Bram, I'm Jacques. Hey, Barack, it's me, Jacques. Why did I pick Jacques?
Martin: Look, I don't want your help in changing me. I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me.
Ms. Albright: Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis. It is a rental.
Ms. Albright: I was an extra in "The Lion King" and this is where I am.
Simon: Hey, Bram, it's me, Jacques. Bram, I'm Jacques. Hey, Barack, it's me, Jacques. Why did I pick Jacques?
Martin: Look, I don't want your help in changing me. I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me.
Ms. Albright: Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me. We're not friends. You're not going to braid my hair or paint my nails. Get your ass off the table now, you sweaty, hormonal virgins. You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long that by the time it's over, you're going to be the fat, bald, unhappily married, wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become. Spencer: You can't talk to us like that. Ms. Albright: Actually I can, 'cuz I just did. And you know why? Because you're just those two assholes who did that shitty thing in front of the whole school. And guess what? Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. Now walk. Mr. Worth's office. Now. Ms. Albright: Unh-uh. That's mine now. I'm'ma sell it, get my tubes tied.
Simon: You... actually, uh, I did want to talk to you guys about something. Emily: What is it? Simon: Uh, well... Jack: Let me guess. You got somebody pregnant. No, you're pregnant. Simon: Yeah. Jack: I knew it! Simon: Yeah, I'm pregnant. Jack: I knew it. I mean, he's got that glow about him, babe. Simon: No, um... Simon: I'm gay. Emily: Honey... Simon: And I don't want you guys to think anything different. I'm still me... Emily: Of course you are, Simon. Jack: Yeah. So you're gay. Which one of your old girlfriends turned you? Was it the one with the big eyebrow or... Emily: Jack. Nora: Jesus Christ, dad, do you ever shut the hell up? Jack: I'm kidding. Nora: It's not funny! Jack: I'm kidding. Hey, Nora, open up your gift, please?
Ethan: You could have told me you were gay. Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common. Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.


