Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not leaving you here alone!
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Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not leaving you here alone!
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
我是反派，那又怎樣，變好無望，壞也無妨，只做自己，別無他想。
雲妮露：聽著，破壞王，或許系統說我是位公主，但我知道真正的我是誰，我是擁有強大超能力的賽車手！
Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph. I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever!
Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!
Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!
Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!
Sergeant Calhoun: The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.
Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake...
Fix-It Felix: It's my job to fix whatever Ralph wrecks!
Fix-It Felix: Oh my LAND...
Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!
King Candy: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? King Candy: You hit a guy *with* glasses. That's... that's... well-played.
Fix-It Felix: What's he say, what's he say...? Fix-It Felix: I'm gonna wreck it! Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad! Wreck-It Ralph: There's no-one I'd rather be... than me.
Wreck-It Ralph: I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty. Vanellope von Schweetz: 'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft! Wreck-It Ralph: It's not that kind of duty! Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal! Wreck-It Ralph: I don't have time for this. Vanellope von Schweetz: One more, one more. Why did the the hero flush the toilet?... Say why. Wreck-It Ralph: Why? Vanellope von Schweetz: Because it was his... doodie! Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toot-sweet sister! Vanellope von Schweetz: Well unless you've got a kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name? Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Sergeant Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier? Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
Wreck-It Ralph: But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me. Fix-It Felix: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.
Sour Bill: Now I remember. Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope. Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess! Candlehead: Oh, that's right! Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you! Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes! Candlehead: I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do! Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed. Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please... Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land! Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting. Taffyta Muttonfudge: I don't want to die! Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, I'm just kidding. Taffyta Muttonfudge: You are? Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta. Taffyta Muttonfudge: I'm trying, but... it won't stop!
Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that? Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game. Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan. Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine". Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph! M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you? Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life? Zombie: Yes. Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph. Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation. Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.
Fix-It Felix: Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING! Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
Vanellope von Schweetz: So how'd I do? Wreck-It Ralph: Uh... well, you almost blew up the whole mountain... Vanellope von Schweetz: Right, right. That's a good note.
Wreck-It Ralph: Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary? Gene: Well, you actually went and did it. Wreck-It Ralph: Gene! Where is everybody? Gene: They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and then didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship. Wreck-It Ralph: But... but I'm here now. Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. Wreck-It Ralph: Oh! Gene: But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, wait! Wait! Listen, this is not what I wanted. Gene: Well, what did you want, Ralph? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know, I just... I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. Gene: Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big? Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway? Wreck-It Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage. Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool! Wreck-It Ralph: No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies! Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand. Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me! Wreck-It Ralph: Well, guess what? Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Wreck-It Ralph: News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!
Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness? Sour Bill: Nothing... Wreck-It Ralph: Talk! Sour Bill: No! Wreck-It Ralph: I'll lick you. Sour Bill: You wouldn't. Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, yeah? Sour Bill: Ugh! That's like sandpaper! Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center. Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave! Wreck-It Ralph: Fair enough. Wreck-It Ralph: Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason! Wreck-It Ralph: Had enough yet? Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph! Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? King Candy: Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy! Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink. King Candy: Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm... what are you doing here?
Taffyta Muttonfudge: King Candy says glitches can't race. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?
