Jamie Lockwood: I need to lay off the Thai food.
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Mitch Planko: Look at these little... fuckers!
Mitch Planko: Life doesn't always turn out exactly how you planned it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.
Mitch Planko: Don't back that thing up into me.
Jamie Lockwood: I need to lay off the Thai food.
Mitch Planko: Look at these little... fuckers!
Mitch Planko: Life doesn't always turn out exactly how you planned it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.
Mitch Planko: Don't back that thing up into me.
Mitch Planko: Wanna hotbox this nutsack?
Jamie Lockwood: I need to lay off the Thai food.
Jamie Lockwood: Your turn...
Mitch Planko: Look at these little... fuckers!
Dave: Is it weird I miss your penis? Mitch Planko: Ah, come on, it would be weird if you didn't...
Dave: Hello? Mitch Planko: Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies! Dave's Secretary, Patricia: Dave: Mitch. I'm at work. Mitch Planko: Did I get you? Dave: Yeah. Sure did. Mitch Planko: You have me on speaker phone? Dave: Yup. Mitch Planko: Secretary hear? Dave: Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all. Mitch Planko: Ha! That's awesome. Dave: Not really. How stoned are you right now?
Mitch Planko: Hey, what's your name? What's your - what's your name? Mitch Planko: Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Dave: Now, see, you can't say that. Mitch Planko: Well, at least this one right here seems a little... a little downsy.
Sabrina McArdle: What do you do Mitch? Mitch Planko: Me? For a living? Sabrina McArdle: Yeah. Mitch Planko: You know, umm... I am... I... I... When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn.
Dave: So, how do I look? Mitch Planko: Well, all you have to do is just grow a mustache and lure a ten-year old kid into your van.
Jamie Lockwood: Oh hi, Mitch! Your hair looks good. Mitch Planko: Thanks! Yeah, I had to cut it for a... fucking tampon commercial.
Dave: What if she wants to have sex tonight? Mitch Planko: You are not having sex with my wife.
Mitch Planko: We do the Wheelbarrow, the Arabian Goggles, the Lonesome Dove, the Arsenio Hall, the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck. And let me tell you something, no man is that hungry. Dave: What? I don't even know what these are. Mitch Planko: You're married. You're married, Dave.
