Narrator: Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
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Narrator: Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
Ape: "George's secrets". There's the shortest book ever written.
Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set...
George: Something funny about this fella.
Ape: Ladies and Gentlemen; I give you the 'King of the Jungle'.
George: It dancin' time. Ursula wanna dance?
Lyle: Ursula, I found your scrunchie.
I aced it all and I stood tall, and did it my way.
Ursula Stanhope: Mommy, make that monkey stop talking...
George: No people here to look stupid for. Just George.
Narrator: Wait a second. The dog bone is too much. Lose it. That's better.
Narrator: And so, jazzed on java, George of the Jungle made his way into the city by the way.
Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the jungle...
Narrator: Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
Ape: "George's secrets". There's the shortest book ever written.
George: George not even trying hard.
Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set...
George: Something funny about this fella.
Ape: Ladies and Gentlemen; I give you the 'King of the Jungle'.
People of San Francisco: Watch out for that...!
George: It dancin' time. Ursula wanna dance?
Beatrice Stanhope: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall. Ape: Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.
Max: Let's take care of him. George: Huh? Ape: Why didn't you come sooner? George: Why Ape have little stars around head? Ape: George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair? George: Uh-huh. Ape: Well, now's a good time to forget it.
George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here? Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant. George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
Ursula Stanhope: Did you just say "love"? Beatrice Stanhope: No... Ursula Stanhope: You did. You're right... Beatrice Stanhope: Ursula... Don't say it... Ursula Stanhope: I love him! I'm out of here. Beatrice Stanhope: Ursula! You can't love him! Arthur, say something! Arthur Stanhope: Be careful out there, honey. Beatrice Stanhope: What? Ursula Stanhope: Goodbye, Daddy. Beatrice Stanhope: Ursula, come back! Arthur, do something! Arthur Stanhope: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her. Beatrice Stanhope: Oh, God! Beatrice Stanhope: Ursula! Arthur Stanhope: God, that woman's a pain in the a - .
Ape: I'm hungry! Thor: Oh, shut up. You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm gettin' mad enough to... Ape: You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique? Max: Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape. Ape: That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance. Max: Give him a banana, Thor. It won't be long now. Thor: That's what you said yesterday! This trail is taking us to the middle of nowhere! Max: The sign at the trail head said "Short cut to Ape River." Now, why would it say "short cut" if it wasn't a... Max: Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake, a decoy trail. Ape: Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the tree house. Thor: Ohh! Oh, I knew we was lost. Max: Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just tryin' to trick us, lead us off the short cut so we take twice as long on the regular trail. Thor: We're already taking twice as long! Max: Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of ya? Thor: What? Ape: Duh! Max: Let's go. If he tells us the short cut leads to the tree house, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now. Betsy: Hi. Ursula Stanhope: Hi. Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he? Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower. Betsy: Not anymore. Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George. George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock. George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle. Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure. Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book. Ursula Stanhope: Cover the booty. Ursula Stanhope: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy. George: Bye. Betsy: No problem. Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
Lyle: Hey! The important thing, Kwame, is that I was outnumbered. N'Dugo: It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.
George: Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime... George: Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid.
Narrator: The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome... Narrator: Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew. George: Next time George get bigger box.
Ape: George, what on earth are you doing? George: George just feel like looking a little special today. That all
George: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast! Ursula Stanhope: What does it want? What does it want? Ape: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course. Ursula Stanhope: That is very funny! Ape: Ha, ha, ha... Ursula Stanhope: I thought I heard the monkey talk!
Narrator: The young Miss Stanhope proceed to spill the beans. Ursula Stanhope: So, anyway, I went to the jungle. Narrator: Very quickly. Ursula Stanhope: You know, I wanted to get away before I got married, and then Lyle shows up. And nobody got along with Lyle; he was a big pain in the ass. And, anyway, so, he went off to the jungle by himself, and I'm sure I had to follow him. And a jungle man comes swinging in on a vine. Just swinging through, and he - the way he hit something. I don't know what happened, and the next thing I know is, Ii wake up... Narrator: Until she got to the important part at the end. Ursula Stanhope: ... and the Lyle shot him. So Lyle's in jail and George is with me... and I don't want to marry Lyle anymore.
George: So you no want Ursula to love George? Beatrice Stanhope: I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast. George: That hurt. Beatrice Stanhope: Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle van de Groot.
Ursula Stanhope: And this is Neiman Marcus George: Ooh! They have big shiny cave.
Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man. Ursula Stanhope: ...and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.
