Justin Bond: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
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Justin Bond: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Justin Bond: It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.
Sofia: You are so far behind you think you are first.
Justin Bond: It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.
Jamie: Let's face it, monogamy's for straight people.
Bitch: So you're a sex therapist and you've never had an orgasm?
Justin Bond: Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.
Justin Bond: I'm Justin Bond, the mistress of Shortbus.
Jamie: Do you love me? You don't love me anymore.
Severin: Alright, you gotta pull the bus over, alright? You - you're not riding safely. Park.
Justin Bond: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Justin Bond: It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.
Sofia: You are so far behind you think you are first.
Justin Bond: It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.
Jamie: Let's face it, monogamy's for straight people.
Bitch: So you're a sex therapist and you've never had an orgasm?
Ceth: Eat it, girl.
Justin Bond: Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.
Justin Bond: I'm Justin Bond, the mistress of Shortbus.
Jamie: Do you love me? You don't love me anymore.
Jamie: I'm an albino!
Severin: Alright, you gotta pull the bus over, alright? You - you're not riding safely. Park.
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Justin Bond: It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.
Sofia: You are so far behind you think you are first.
Justin Bond: It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.
Jamie: Let's face it, monogamy's for straight people.
Bitch: So you're a sex therapist and you've never had an orgasm?
Justin Bond: Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.
Justin Bond: I'm Justin Bond, the mistress of Shortbus.
Jamie: Do you love me? You don't love me anymore.
Severin: Alright, you gotta pull the bus over, alright? You - you're not riding safely. Park.
Severin: Why are you crying? James: I look back to things that were when I was 12 years old. I'm still looking for the same things now.
Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat. Justin Bond: It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
Sofia: I'm pre-orgasmic. Jamie: Does that mean you're about to have one?
Jesse, the John: If you could have any super power what would it be? Severin: The power to make you interesting.
Jesse, the John: Can you describe your last orgasm? Severin: It was great. It was like time had stopped and I was completely alone. Jesse, the John: Were you sad afterwards? Severin: Yeah. Jesse, the John: Why? Severin: 'Cause time hadn't stopped and I wasn't alone.
Jamie: Ah! You got a boner! Shabbos Goy: That's my cell phone, you fuckin' albino butch faggot!
Jamie: I just have to switch the film, we're going to watch a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary. Justin Bond: Sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid.
Justin Bond: This place has really taken off in the last few years since all these young people started flocking to the city. Sofia: Well, why would they come to New York? It's so expensive to live here. Justin Bond: 9/11. It's the only thing real that's ever happened to them.
Jesse, the John: Are you a top or a bottom? Severin: I beg your pardon? Jesse, the John: I mean in real life. Severin: This is real life. Jesse, the John: Let me put it this way: do you think we should get out of Iraq?
Rob: I'm looking for a job! Sofia: What kind of a job? A handjob?
