Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Good afternoon Marines! All Marines: Good afternoon, sir! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Jesus Did you just land in a War Zone or a funeral parlor? Good afternoon Marines! All Marines: GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: OOOO! I just felt my dick move! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: For those of you that don't know me, I am Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. We are now part of Operation Desert Shield, now just north of us, Saddam Hussein has got one million Iraqi soldiers, now some of those boys have been fighting since you were nine or ten years old, they are tough, they will stop at nothing, they've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds, here's a picture. Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Now I know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin' "let's kick ass! and take names! And end *this* shit, the day before yesterday!" All Marines: OORAH! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: But the bureaucrats have a lot of jaw bonin' to do, so for now these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged poor little Kuwait, are not yet in our gunsights. Our current mission is to protect the oil fields of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud until further notice, and gentlemen, I'm talkin' a lot of oil, a LOT of oil, so you will hydrate, you will train, you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more, and you will be ready, you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness, and one day soon, Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pullin' this sorry shit! All Marines: OORAH! Fowler: We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Hahaha! What did you say? Fowler: We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass, SIR! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Oh hell, son, you're gonna win the Medal of Honor all by your self! what's the rest of my battalion gonna do? All Marines: Kick some Iraqi ass! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know what? I think it's time for me to retire... I can't hear a FUCKIN' THING! All Marines: KICK SOME IRAQI ASS! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Oh, boys, I just got a hard on!
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Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Every war is different, every war is the same.
Staff Sgt. Sykes: I told you to keep your fucking head down! If you'd listened to me, you'd still be fucking alive right now, stupid fuck!
Fowler: Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!
All Marines: This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting and this is for fun.
D.I. Fitch: Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his country. That Jarhead is me.
Staff Sgt. Sykes: That's your fuckin' sleeping bag, you moron!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: My combat action has commenced.
Luke, come over to the Dark Side.
Staff Sgt. Sykes: Move it. Didn't I tell you not to get lazy? Let's go. Get it on.
Dettman's Wife: Who's fuckin' around now, Bryan?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Every war is different, every war is the same.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Earth is bleeding.
Fowler: Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!
All Marines: This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting and this is for fun.
D.I. Fitch: Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his country. That Jarhead is me.
Troy: Welcome to The Suck.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: My combat action has commenced.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Come back soon, now you hear!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I was hooked.
Troy: Luke, come over to the Dark Side.
Kruger: I'm storing that for later!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Every war is different, every war is the same.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music?
Staff Sgt. Sykes: I told you to keep your fucking head down! If you'd listened to me, you'd still be fucking alive right now, stupid fuck!
Fowler: Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his country. That Jarhead is me.
Staff Sgt. Sykes: That's your fuckin' sleeping bag, you moron!
Troy: Luke, come over to the Dark Side.
D.I. Fitch: What the fuck are you even doing here? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.
Kruger: Are these warm nuts? Stewardess: No, I believe they're room temperature. Kruger: Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. Stewardess: You know, I don't really like the little ones.
Kruger: This is censorship. Staff Sgt. Sykes: This is what? Kruger: Censorship. You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. That's un-American. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution? Staff Sgt. Sykes: No you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. You got any complaints you complain to Saddam Insane and see if he gives a fuck. Kruger: Why that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. You're treating us the same way. Staff Sgt. Sykes: You are a Marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say.
Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard! Fowler: Don't you ever call me squishy-face!
Sgt. Siek: Swofford? Swofford? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Yeah? Sgt. Siek: What the fuck? You sick? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: No, sir. I just got this stomach-thing... Sgt. Siek: Staff Sergenat Siek. I'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition. STA. I heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on you. And your file says that you ain't dumb either. So you better get unsick most motha fucking rikey-tick, cause' there's a chance that you could be a scout sniper! Sgt. Siek: What the fuck is this? Sgt. Siek: "The stranger from Camus". That's some heavy dope right there, marine!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you for fucking me over like that? Fergus: I already told you, it was an accident. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: An accident. Right. Like when the trigger slips. Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where? Fergus: Cottonwood Falls. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. They won't have their little boy to send fucking cookies to. I'll say it was an accidental discharge. I might spend some time in the brig... but it'll end this fucking waiting. And I don't know what it's like to kill a man. Fergus: What are you doing? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. After the prone position, it is the platform most likely to enable a Marine to effectively kill his target. His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this friendly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked. Fergus: Come on Swoff, it was your watch! It was Christmas Eve, and I was just thinking about home. That's it. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: What do you think Cortez? You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp? Cortez: Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You don't see shit right? Cortez: I don't see shit. This ain't even my tent. Matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: You poor bastard. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh? Kruger: Fuckin' eh. Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm. Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: And here we are, headed to the desert - no pussy in a thousand miles. Kruger: Fucked by the green weenie again! Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level? Troy: You know what happens when you get there? Troy: Nothing. You just start all over again.
Cortez: This is what life is about, boys! Fowler: She's a big bitch, Cortez! Cortez: She's not big, she's beautiful, and she's beautiful because she's pregnant! That's what life is about.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Thank you, staff sergeant. Staff Sgt. Sykes: What? Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Thank you. Staff Sgt. Sykes: Don't thank me, just don't fuckin' die.
Fowler: You guys should see what the 40 does to the head of a fucking camel! Troy: What does the 40 do to the head of a camel, Fowler? Fowler: It turns the head inside out in about three fucking knots.
Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Good afternoon Marines! All Marines: Good afternoon, sir! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Jesus Did you just land in a War Zone or a funeral parlor? Good afternoon Marines! All Marines: GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: OOOO! I just felt my dick move! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: For those of you that don't know me, I am Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. We are now part of Operation Desert Shield, now just north of us, Saddam Hussein has got one million Iraqi soldiers, now some of those boys have been fighting since you were nine or ten years old, they are tough, they will stop at nothing, they've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds, here's a picture. Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Now I know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin' "let's kick ass! and take names! And end *this* shit, the day before yesterday!" All Marines: OORAH! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: But the bureaucrats have a lot of jaw bonin' to do, so for now these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged poor little Kuwait, are not yet in our gunsights. Our current mission is to protect the oil fields of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud until further notice, and gentlemen, I'm talkin' a lot of oil, a LOT of oil, so you will hydrate, you will train, you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more, and you will be ready, you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness, and one day soon, Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pullin' this sorry shit! All Marines: OORAH! Fowler: We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Hahaha! What did you say? Fowler: We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass, SIR! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Oh hell, son, you're gonna win the Medal of Honor all by your self! what's the rest of my battalion gonna do? All Marines: Kick some Iraqi ass! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know what? I think it's time for me to retire... I can't hear a FUCKIN' THING! All Marines: KICK SOME IRAQI ASS! Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: Oh, boys, I just got a hard on!
