下一步，我地要去偷⋯⋯月亮！
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下一步，我地要去偷⋯⋯月亮！
Tourist: Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?
Gru: I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.
Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!
Edith: When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
Gru: You got to be pulling on my leg!
Gru: This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
Edith: Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
Agnes: Cool, lets go destroy some other games!
Gru: It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
Gru: In terms of money, we have no money.
Agnes: Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
Gru: That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...
Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!
Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon. Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
Agnes: Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! Agnes: He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it. Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go. Gru: Unless they're dead. Gru: I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.
Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story? Gru: No. Agnes: Pretty please? Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.
Edith: Hey, that one looks like me. Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...! Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas! Gru: And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.
Dr. Nefario: And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. Gru: No, no, no. I said *dart* gun, not... Gru: Okay. Dr. Nefario: Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Uh, question. What are these? Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me. Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?
Gru: "Three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed'." Gru: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
Margo: Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust? Edith, Agnes, Jerry the Minion, Stuart the Minion: OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust. Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust! Agnes: You're funny! Gru: Just don't come out of that room again!
Gru: No, no! Stay away from there! It's fragile! Gru: Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. Edith: Hey! It's dark in here! Edith: It poked a hole in my juice box.
Gru: Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... Gru's Mom: I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. Gru's Mom: That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who's actually successful? Gru: Just so know, Mom. I'm about to do something. It's very very big. Very important, when you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. Gru's Mom: Good luck with that. Okay, I'm outta here!
Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the shrink ray is? Vector: Duh? Back at my place. Mr. Perkins: Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT! Vector: Oh. What? Th-those girls sold me cookies.
Gru: I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toi-let what? Gru: Sorry. Sorry! Could you, uh, excuse me for just one second?
Dr. Nefario: We've been working on this for a while now. It's an Anti-gravity serum. Dr. Nefario: I meant to close that. He'll be alright, I'm sure. Gru: Do the effects wear off? Dr. Nefario: Uh... so far, no. No, they don't.
