吉姆·加菲根：第五特輯

Jim Gaffigan: A belt for a fat guy serves a different purpose. A thin person wears a belt to hold up their pants. These pants aren't going anywhere. A fat guy just wears a belt as a distraction, distracting from the fact that... Jim Gaffigan: ... this is all the same surface. It's just a mini-equator, separating the Northern Hemisphere from the Southern Blob.