Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever? Max: That's Liam. He likes to run. Rooster: So let him run. Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree. Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem? Max: Well, he could fall. Rooster: He might. Max: And he hurts himself. Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree. Max: I, uh... Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed? Max: Like, multiple cords? Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
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Rooster: Guy's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.
Duke: So many smells I've never smelled before! My nose is so confused, and happy!
Max: Gotta say, not a big fan of the farm.
Snowball: I'm gonna be the first rabbit with washboard glutes.
Max: I'm going to find my inner Rooster.
Sergei: We'll try again tomorrow. If tiger does not do trick, tiger will become rugged! Do not let tiger out of your sight.
Rooster: Guy's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.
Duke: So many smells I've never smelled before! My nose is so confused, and happy!
Rooster: Okay. Moment's over.
Max: Gotta say, not a big fan of the farm.
Snowball: I'm gonna be the first rabbit with washboard glutes.
Max: I'm going to find my inner Rooster.
Max: I'm going to find my inner Rooster.
Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever? Max: That's Liam. He likes to run. Rooster: So let him run. Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree. Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem? Max: Well, he could fall. Rooster: He might. Max: And he hurts himself. Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree. Max: I, uh... Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed? Max: Like, multiple cords? Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
Daisy: Excuse me, rabbit, cat, do any of you know Captain Snowball? Snowball: Yeah, uh, ye-yes. Yes, we do. Chloe: And here we go. Daisy: Oh, Good! My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. A poor, defenseless animal needs saving. Snowball: Wha...? Are you saying? Daisy: Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a... Snowball: ... top secret rescue. Snowball: All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again? Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy. Snowball: Whatever. Okay, I... I got to get the dude that gets stuff to do things. I got to... Bye-bye. Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird. Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.
Snowball: Good morning, New York City! Max: Snowball, what are you doing? Snowball: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.
Gidget: Snowball? What are you doing in Max's apartment? Snowball: What are you doing hanging out with every cat in the universe?
Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea. Gidget: What? Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature. Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass. Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this. Gidget: But... Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it! Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea? Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her... Gidget: Okay, what's next? Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!
Gidget: Chloe? I need your help. Chloe. Gidget: Oh. Uh... oh. Uh, Chloe? Chloe, are you okay? Chloe: Shh. Gidget: Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm... Gidget: Real quick... why is there a lampshade on your head? Chloe: Heh Heh! Listen, Gidget, baby, I gotta be honest with you. My owner have given me a little bit of catnip. Gidget: Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um, listen. Chloe: It is great, Gidget. Everything is great... Gidget: All right. Chloe: Do you hear that? Gidget: Hear what? Chloe: It's like... It's like a tiny... like a tiny motor. It's like a humming sound. Gidget: I'm not... don't know what your ta... Oh. Chloe, you're purring. Heh heh. That's you. Chloe: What? That's me? Like as in the sound is coming from inside of me? Gidget: Yep. Chloe: Oh. I wonder what other sounds I could make. Gidget: It-It's just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then... Chloe: Gidget: Ugh. Chloe would you listen? Chloe: Gidget: Wow. Please stop. Chloe: Gidget: Are you finished? Chloe: Gidget: THI IS IMPORTANT. I lost Busy Bee. I gotta get it back, but to do that... Chloe... Gidget: I need you to teach me the way of the cat.
Sergei: We'll try again tomorrow. If tiger does not do trick, tiger will become rugged! Sergei: Do not let tiger out of your sight.
Molly: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting. Molly: Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready. Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go. Molly: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school. Molly: Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah. Snowball: First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder. Snowball: Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.
Cat Lady: I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting. Cat Lady: Thank you. Now remember everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready. Molly's Dad: Come on, Molly, time to go. Cat Lady: Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school. Cat Lady: Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah. Snowball: First of all. i wanna welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a wet blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder. Snowball: Okay, Im-a go check the perimeter.
