Shrek: You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.
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Shrek: You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.
Shrek: If I didn't save Fiona... then who did?
Shrek: You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.
Donkey: Are my kids cute or do they make people uncomfortable?
Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
Donkey: And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!
Donkey: You know what would pick up the morale in here? Flip-flop Fridays. You can feel the breeze in your toes.
Donkey: Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my momma!
Donkey: Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!
Shrek: If I didn't save Fiona... then who did?
Cookie: Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen!
Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. Princess Fiona: You did. Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.
Princess Fiona: And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this? Cookie: That's my chimichanga stand. Princess Fiona: Um, no, Cookie. We won't be needing that. Cookie: Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? Now go and finish your little speech.
Shrek: Sorry, but this order's to go. Cookie: But I haven't taken out his gibblets yet. Shrek: Trust me, you don't want to eat this one. Donkey: I go down smooth, but I come out fightin'!
Brogan: Welcome to the Resistance, brother. Shrek: Resistance? Brogan: We fight for justice, and for oppressed ogres everywhere! Shrek: I didn't know we could do that.
Rumpelstiltskin: You're not going to eat me? Shrek: I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
Puss in Boots: I am not believing what I have just witnessed. Back there, you and Fiona. There was a spark; a spark inside her heart I thought was long extinguished. It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love! Shrek: I am her true love. I ended her curse. Puss in Boots: You know of her curse? Shrek: "By day, one way, by night another. This shall be the norm. Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form." Puss in Boots: You even know the little rhyme! It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her! Shrek: How? Puss in Boots: Convince her! Go to her when she's alone and tell her something that only her true love would know. Donkey: Know about what? Donkey: Whoo, that's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him?
Rumpelstiltskin: I got to say, Shrek, I envy you. To live the life of an ogre; no worries, no responsibilities. You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please. Shrek: Free? Oh, that's a laugh. Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, yeah? Shrek: Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. Rumpelstiltskin: Well, why didn't you say so? Magical transactions are my specialty!
Pinocchio: Uh, sir? You're gonna have to pay for that. Rumpelstiltskin: Um, m-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy? Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy. Rumpelstiltskin: Do you want to be? Pinocchio: Nobody needs YOUR deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants! Rumpelstiltskin: I wish that ogre was never born!
Shrek: Donkey, I've read the fine print and there's nothing about an exit clause in here. Donkey: Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you. Here, let me show you how it's done. I didn't spend all that time around them witches without picking up a few tricks. Your tiny little ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills. Shrek: What are you doing? Donkey: Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off. Thank you. Donkey: Okay, here's what you got to do. You got to fold this piece here... make this letter match up here... and bring this corner here like this... and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There! Donkey: "Try Lou's Bliss." Donkey: Man, who's Lou? Shrek: Give me that! Shrek: "True love's kiss." Donkey: Hey. Boy, you gonna have to take me to dinner first.
Rumpelstiltskin: I don't know, not much of a storybook ending. The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres. Shrek: All that matters is that they're free and Fiona is safe. Rumpelstiltskin: Aw, I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that. But, hey... I guess you can tell her yourself. Shrek: Fiona! Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres! Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? "By day, one way, by night, another." Blardy, blardy, blar.
Shrek: I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense. True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything! Princess Fiona: Yeah, you know what? That's what they told me, too. True love didn't get me out of that tower. I did. I saved myself. Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale. Shrek: Fiona, don't say that. It does exist! Princess Fiona: And how would you know? Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? Did you cry yourself to sleep every night waiting for a true love that never came? Shrek: But... but I'm your true love. Princess Fiona: Then where were you when I needed you? Donkey: Maybe you kissed her wrong? Shrek: No. The kiss didn't work... because Fiona doesn't love me.
Donkey: I've never seen an ogre cry. Shrek: I'm not crying. Donkey: It's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I cry all the time. Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, or... or my grandma kissing a baby kitten... or a little baby grandma kitten. Donkey: That is so darn sad. Shrek: I said I'm not crying! Donkey: Hey, take it easy. I'm only trying to help. It's none of my business why you're upset. By the way, why are you upset? Shrek: I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have. Donkey: Oh, you signed up for one of them time-shares, huh? Shrek: No. Shrek: I signed this. Donkey: You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin! Shrek: Yeah, I got that. Donkey: His fine print is crafty. Shrek: I know. Donkey: His exit clauses are sneaky. Shrek: Yeah. I... what did you say? Donkey: I'm talking about the exit clause. Used to be you had to guess his name, but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is.
Shrek: If Fiona and I share true love's kiss, I will get my life back! Donkey: Okay! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona? Shrek: Well, that's just it, you see. I don't know. Donkey: You know, when I lose something, I always try to retrace my steps. So, uh, where did you leave her last? Shrek: The last time I saw her... I told her I wished I'd never rescued her. Shrek: Oh, no. Donkey: Shrek? Shrek! Shrek, no, wait! Wait, Shrek! What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep! They keep dragons in there!
Shrek: All right, Rumpel! This wasn't part of the deal! Shrek: RUMPEL! Dancing Witch: OGRE! Dancing Witch: We've got another one, ladies! GET HIM! Shrek: Who are you? What are you doing in my swamp? Patrol Witch: Look's like a troublemaker! Patrol Witch: Spread him! Patrol Witch: Nice Job, Ladies! Shrek: You witches are making a BIG MISTAKE! I've known my rights! Pumpkin Witch: You have the right to SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Donkey: Yeah! Waffles! And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story! Sticky stacks of golden syrupy deliciousness! Shrek: Donkey! Don't eat that! Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
Rumpelstiltskin: As you can see, everything's in order. King: So you'll put an end... to our daughter's curse? Rumpelstiltskin: And in return, you sign the kingdom of Far, Far Away over to me. King: Lillian, this is madness! Queen: What choice do we have, Harold? Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long. Rumpelstiltskin: It's not like she's, uh, getting any younger. King: But to sign over our entire kingdom? Rumpelstiltskin: Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter... King: Nothing! Is worth more to us than our daughter.
Donkey: Tomorrow , Tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow... . Shrek: Donkey, where am I? What's happening? Wagon Witch #1: Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song Donkey: But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby... Wagon Witch #2: Yeah, I'm driving, so, uh, I'm in charge of the music Donkey: Hey, will you witches make up your mind, please?
