Burt Wonderstone: Let me tell you about Steve Gray. All that guy does is mumble and cut himself. Anybody can do that. My niece does that.
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Steve Gray: Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it.
Burt Wonderstone: Let me tell you about Steve Gray. All that guy does is mumble and cut himself. Anybody can do that. My niece does that.
Burt Wonderstone: Ow, your face caught me right in the knee.
Jane: I had imaginary friends, and even they were mean.
Burt Wonderstone: Go get a job at Cirque de So-Lame.
Rance Holloway: I quit the business, I don't read the trades and I'm late for my coma.
Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!
Rance Holloway: This is what they call magic these days? This is some kind of terrible shit!
Steve Gray: Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it.
Burt Wonderstone: Ow, your face caught me right in the knee.
Jane: I had imaginary friends, and even they were mean.
Burt Wonderstone: Go get a job at Cirque de So-Lame.
Rance Holloway: I quit the business, I don't read the trades and I'm late for my coma.
Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!
Rance Holloway: This is what they call magic these days? This is some kind of terrible shit!
Burt Wonderstone: Let me tell you about Steve Gray. All that guy does is mumble and cut himself. Anybody can do that. My niece does that.
Burt Wonderstone: Are you a lesbian, Nicole? Jane: Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian? Burt Wonderstone: Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians.
Steve Gray: I take people's nightmares and turn them into dream-realities. Rance Holloway: What the fuck is a dream-reality?
Burt Wonderstone: Mr. Gray. What you do is not magic. It is monkey porn. Steve Gray: I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.
Jane: What happened? Rance Holloway: I had a stroke. I don't recommend it, either. It's not as much fun as they tell you in the brochure.
Burt Wonderstone: Anton, what could possibly go wrong? Anton Marvelton: Somebody could die, we can go to prison. Burt Wonderstone: See? When you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad.
Anton Marvelton: I go to places where the children have neither food nor clean water and I give them magic. Reporter in Cambodia: Do you also give them food and clean water? Anton Marvelton: Well, no, I'm a magician - i bring magic.
Anton Marvelton: Jesus. Was that guy a plant? Burt Wonderstone: That looked like a real punch.
Burt Wonderstone: The life of a child magician. Jane: Yes. Try being a girl child magician. They called me Magic Bitch.
