Deadpool: Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals.
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Deadpool: Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals.
Vanessa: You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy!
Cable: She always struggled. She was funny... filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Something I could never master.
Cable: Trust me I'm even less happy about this than you are but you unleashed the Juggernaut you dumb cunt.
Black Tom: You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here, you don't seem like much.
Deadpool: You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
Deadpool: Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low.
Wade Wilson: With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye.
Deadpool: Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Cable: You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth.
Deadpool: You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
Deadpool: Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low.
Peter: I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.
Wade Wilson: I hope the Academy is watching.
Wade Wilson: Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in nineteen-ninety-never.
Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Wade Wilson: Well... that's just lazy writing.
Weasel: And last but not least... Peter. Deadpool: Any power you wanna tell us about? Peter: I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. Deadpool: No superpowers at all? Peter: Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Deadpool: Ow! Oh! Weasel: That's all the diabetes. Deadpool: Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Cable: Dubstep's for pussies! Wade Wilson: You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?
Firefist: Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! Deadpool: Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
Wade Wilson: I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Wade Wilson: I'll be right back. We're definitely naming our kid Cher!
Deadpool: I don't speak Cantonese, Mr... Deadpool: Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
Cable: Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Weasel: It's a god-damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
Cable: You remind me of my wife. Wade Wilson: I'm sorry? Cable: I said you remind me... Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: We're X-Men. Deadpool: No, you're X-People. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting. Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.
Wade Wilson: Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl. Wade Wilson: Papa, can you hear me? Wade Wilson: And nobody fucking realizes it.
Deadpool: Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Deadpool: Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.
Deadpool: Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up. Deadpool: Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is *so* not practical.
Wade Wilson: It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.* Weasel: Fuck it. They probably won't even make a 3. Wade Wilson: Yeah, why would they? Stop at 2, ya killed it!
Cable: There's nothing I can't kill. Deadpool: Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Deadpool: Those bullets were, like, super fast.
Juggernaut: I'm gonna rip you in half now. Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
Weasel: Meet Bedlam. Deadpool: Cool name. Superpowers? Bedlam: I can distort electrical fields. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Deadpool: So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.
Deadpool: I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Cable: No. Deadpool: Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Deadpool: Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking. Deadpool: Is there a knife in my dick? Cable: There's a knife in your dick, yeah.
Firefist: Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here... and we'll make him our bi... Firefist: What was that? Wade Wilson: That is the biggest guy in here. Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. Right next to a Wade Wilson: huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing.
Firefist: How do you know what I want? Deadpool: Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting.
Dopinder: I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. Deadpool: Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place... Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer. Deadpool: I'm sorry, what did you say? Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? Deadpool: Yeah, you kinda killed him. Dopinder: And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?" Deadpool: Don't want to. Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. Deadpool: ...I'll never *not* picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
Weasel: Why wouldn't you cover that up? Wade Wilson: A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. Weasel: Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style? Wade Wilson: Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh. Blind Al: The hell's happening? Describe it. Wade Wilson: I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. Weasel: It's like, um... Wade Wilson: Here we go. Weasel: It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done." Wade Wilson: Happy? Weasel: It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a... Dopinder: AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. Weasel: This has happened before? Weasel: Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me. Blind Al: Why couldn't God take my hearing?
Firefist: What do you say we go fuck some shit up? Juggernaut: Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
