Garfield: You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.
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Garfield: If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.
Garfield: You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.
Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Garfield: Garfield is leaving the building.
Garfield: Good luck with the plague and rabies and everything.
Garfield: Hey, McGillicuddy. There's an animal felony happening right there behind you.
Garfield: Ah, and that's a sign that the tank is full.
Garfield: Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing liederhosen!
Garfield: So much time, and so little... I need to do.
Garfield: I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.
Garfield: Its always got to be smashing and crashing. Nobody poisons anymore.
Garfield: I know you can't hear me, but can't you just listen?
Garfield: When he sees you he expects more from me.
Jon Arbuckle: Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
Garfield: I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend, television.
Garfield: I'm in a New Dog State of Mind.
Garfield: Oh, taxi. Step on it, will you driver?
Garfield: Why am I being surrounded here? Some of my best friends are vermin.
Jon Arbuckle: First Odie, and now Garfield. I am the worst pet owner on the planet.
Louis: I don't do the vertical thing.
Garfield: This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?
Garfield: These are the kind of seats you get when you book at the last minute.
Garfield: Odie, would you mind sharing the remote, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.
Garfield: Its just a trainset, only bigger.
Garfield: I think... I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Garfield: I love the smell of Cinnamon Apple in the morning. It smells like victory.
Garfield: Huh? That's his last name, Schnitzel?
Jon Arbuckle: I'll call you later. Garfield is being... Garfield.
Garfield: Yeah, wish me luck with the nightmares.
Garfield: Sure, Jon. I'll eat all your lasagna for you.
Garfield: Pookie, cover me. I'm going in.
Happy Chapman: Here I am, working with this sack of dander on a dead end regional morning show.
Garfield: Don't cry, I know what's it like to be unloved. Well, you do.
Garfield: Jon, its not too late. Quickly, turn around, before he finds out where we live! Please, take this trouser snooper back!
Garfield: I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.
Garfield: Oh, great! Dog coodies! Somebody innoculate me, please?
Garfield: Luca, do me a favor and eat him for me, please?
Garfield: I'm walking the dog. You probably should have practiced in the garage before you stepped up to someone of my level.
Garfield: Maybe I'll get a CAT scan. A CAT scan?
Garfield: I'll purr like a Ferrari. Make that a Jaguar.
Garfield: I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.
Garfield: Hey, tall dark and human? What's for breakfast?
Garfield: Maybe he's fetching the paper for the neighbors?
Garfield: I'd say the refrigerator is unguarded.
Jon Arbuckle: Liz, I have a confession. Well, its not really a confession, more of an admission. Its a... Liz... its a declaration.
Liz: So um... what's your confession... admission... declaration?
Garfield: How can this dog be such a problem when he's not even here anymore?
Garfield: It looks much smaller on the box.
Garfield: That wasn't my stomach, was it?
Garfield: We kinda got off on the wrong paw.
Garfield: I have tags, I just left them in my other fur.
Persnikitty: When I give the signal, run like a mad cow.
Deputy Hopkins: Stop, you've not been cleared for release!
Garfield: Hey, they could have used you in Alcatraz. I just wanted to say, thanks Your Majesty. And break a leg.
Garfield: Now if I were going by train, where would I be. Yeah, the dining cart.
Garfield: I think I recognise that whine.
Garfield: Can we slow down? I've been doing this running thing all day and I am over it.
Garfield: Its nice to be recognized by your peers.
Oops. Hey Odie, help me. I can't get up. Oh my friend, bring me some ice. Will you hurry up you dumb dog? I'm in pain.
Garfield: Walk the porch. I'm walking the dog.
Announcer: Remember, looks are everything. Remember, its not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog.
Garfield: Madam, I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your mumu.
Jon Arbuckle: No, Odie's not a hounddog. Yes, I'm sure.
Garfield: Nice accessory, but I don't think I want to play dress-up with you, pal.
Garfield: Yeah, I think I just may have a mental advantage on this guy.
Garfield: Once again, saved by the miracle of... Lasagne.
Garfield: Hey, nobody gets to treat my dog like that except me.
Garfield: If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.
Garfield: You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.
Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Garfield: Garfield is leaving the building.
Garfield: Good luck with the plague and rabies and everything.
Garfield: Ah, and that's a sign that the tank is full.
Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Garfield: Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing liederhosen!
Garfield: So much time, and so little... I need to do.
Garfield: I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.
Garfield: Its always got to be smashing and crashing. Nobody poisons anymore.
Garfield: I know you can't hear me, but can't you just listen?
Garfield: When he sees you he expects more from me.
Jon Arbuckle: Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
Garfield: I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend, television.
Garfield: I'm in a New Dog State of Mind.
Garfield: Oh, taxi. Step on it, will you driver?
Garfield: Why am I being surrounded here? Some of my best friends are vermin.
Jon Arbuckle: First Odie, and now Garfield. I am the worst pet owner on the planet.
Louis: I don't do the vertical thing.
Garfield: This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?
Garfield: These are the kind of seats you get when you book at the last minute.
Garfield: Strong finish, little buddy.
Garfield: Its just a trainset, only bigger.
Garfield: There's my ball.
Garfield: I think... I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Garfield: I love the smell of Cinnamon Apple in the morning. It smells like victory.
Garfield: Huh? That's his last name, Schnitzel?
Garfield: Hey, McGillicuddy. There's an animal felony happening right there behind you.
Garfield: Odie, would you mind sharing the remote, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.
Jon Arbuckle: What am I gonna do with you? Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.
Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it! Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? Garfield: It's not my fault. They started it.
Arlene: Garfield, are you alright? Garfield: I think so. Luca's about to have Odie for lunch. Arlene: If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy. Nermal: Yeah, he saved your life. Odie's a hero! Garfield: Why, because I wasn't ripped to shreds? No. Odie's an imbecile until further notice.
Nermal: Garfield, Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and he's leaving you behind. Garfield: I know, Nermal. Nermal: They're off on an adventure and you're still here. Garfield: And your point is...? Nermal: Well, that's gotta feel bad, being left by Jon while he takes Odie out, it's like... you're not his favorite anymore! Garfield: Hey, what do you say we play brain surgeon? Would you go get my power tools? Hmm... Garfield: This is so sad. Jon has completely lost his mind. He doesn't realize how important I am to him.
Garfield: OK, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew, and rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. Garfield: Canines, felines, and 'vermines', it's showtime!
Persnikitty: Will you please keep quiet? God, god! Oh, this really is too much. Garfield: Hey, Persnikitty! Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing here? Persnikitty: I was his cat, until I outlived my purpose. And then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place. All humans are the same. Garfield: Not my owner. He only does what's best for me. He puts up with me and he feeds me. Persnikitty: And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello. Garfield: Not for long, Persnikitty. Persnikitty: Would you please just stop calling me that? My name isn't really Persnikitty. It's Sir Roland. Garfield: Sir Roland. Persnikitty: Yeah, that's another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty. I was trained in a classical theater, you know, mm-hmm. But now I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat, with a name I can never live down. Garfield: Well this may hurt a little, but, I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty... I mean, Roland. Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours, to become regulars on Good Day New York. Spanky: Wait a minute. Did I just hear that? You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog? Garfield: It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature. At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way. Persnikitty: You know what, that is absolutely charming. Spanky: Let me ask you one question, chubby. What are you talking about? Garfield: How could you understand? He's my friend.
Garfield: Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog. But to me, Garfield: he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Garfield: Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on.
