General Aladeen: Are you having a boy or an abortion?
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General Aladeen: Are you having a boy or an abortion?
General Aladeen: $20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Nadal: When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love.
Pregnant Woman: You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not *elbow deep in my PUSSY!*
General Aladeen: See? This is what happens when you set the safety switch to Aladeen instead of to Aladeen!
General Aladeen: Hey let's go, I don't want to miss the finale of the Real Housewives Of Jahalavakalinda!
General Aladeen: Hey average American shopper! If you give me your clothes I will make a sizable donation in your name to Al Qaeda!
Zoey: And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!
Waiter: Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant. If you hate General Aladeen and like good food, this is the place for you.
General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?
General Aladeen: Are you having a boy or an abortion?
General Aladeen: $20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Nadal: When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love.
Pregnant Woman: You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not *elbow deep in my PUSSY!*
General Aladeen: Hey let's go, I don't want to miss the finale of the Real Housewives Of Jahalavakalinda!
Zoey: And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!
General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?
General Aladeen: Are you having a boy or an abortion?
General Aladeen: See? This is what happens when you set the safety switch to Aladeen instead of to Aladeen!
General Aladeen: Hey average American shopper! If you give me your clothes I will make a sizable donation in your name to Al Qaeda!
Zoey: And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!
Waiter: Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant. If you hate General Aladeen and like good food, this is the place for you.
Efawadh: Person, person, person. Black person.
Efawadh: I'm okay! It's my job to get shot in the head!
General Aladeen: Are you okay, my love? What did you step on? Zoey: Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. I'm Jewish! General Aladeen: What? Zoey: Mazel tov! Are you okay? General Aladeen: That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
Nadal: I am a mac genius. General Aladeen: So what do you do? Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. General Aladeen: Well, she let me aladeen in her face.
Zoey: The police here are such fascists! General Aladeen: Yeah right, and not in a good way.
Zoey: Is it a crime to be proud of your job? General Aladeen: Actually in Wadiya it's a capital offense.
General Aladeen: Have you consulted Professor Bobeye about this? Nadal: Professor who? General Aladeen: Bobeye. He is the one whose forearms are very large in proportion to his body. Nadal: I believe his name is Popeye. General Aladeen: Bobeye. Nadal: Popeye. And he is not a professor. He is, as the song says, a sailor man.
Zoey: Oh my god! You lied to me... and you're wanted for war crimes! General Aladeen: Please. That stuff never sticks.
General Aladeen: Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles? Megan Fox: No. General Aladeen: But, please. I really want someone to cuddle.
General Aladeen: I've discovered this amazing thing. I have to show you how to do it. It's called self juicing, You put your hand on your bilbul and you rub it, and then you can make your own labeneh come out. You don't have to spend any Rolexes. You don't have to give any dirty diamonds. Nadal: I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man. General Aladeen: What do you mean? You knew about this? Nadal: Everybody knows about this. We all know about this from the age of 12, 13. General Aladeen: Why does nobody ever tell me anything? Nadal: Because you have everybody executed who tells you anything.
Efawadh: Wadiyah will become a... democracy. Aladeen: Democracy? Never, dictatorship forever!
Aladeen: We can't let Tamir get away with this. Efawadh: Who's Tamir? Aladeen: Who's Tami- the bastard who did this to us! Efawadh: I though his name was David Aladeen: How do you even make that leap? Tamir to David.
Nadal: Look, where has being a nice guy gotten you, huh? Standing on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicide? Still wearing Crocs? Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs? Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope! You might as well put sweatpants on and go to Applebee's for the rest of your life! Aladeen: I'll give you that one, I do look ridiculous.
General Aladeen: You are such a schmuck! Nadal: Why are you speaking Yiddish? General Aladeen: I picked it up. Nadal: What do you mean, "I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish? General Aladeen: I'm in New York! Nadal: We're trying to erase that country off the map! General Aladeen: I don't like the people, but I like the way that their words really sound like what they're meant to be.
