Antique Dealer: So, if art as an object is dead why is everything so expensive? Max Rothman: Otherwise nobody would buy it.
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Max Rothman: Hitler, come on. I'll buy you a glass of lemonade.
Max Rothman: I've seen the future. Believe me, it came straight at us. There's no future in the future.
Max Rothman: Try not to be one of those people who finds a slight in any compliment.
Adolf Hitler: Genius and happiness go together as well as cheese and chalk.
Max Rothman: Half man, half doll - every woman's dream.
Adolf Hitler: "Would you die for the mother in law land?"! You're a menace, Rothman.
David Cohn: Insecurity is the mother of an overdraft.
Adolf Hitler: Modern, like uh next time, I have diarrhoea I'll take a shit on a canvas and bring it round to you.
Captain Mayr: Artists aren't usually known for their nerve.
Captain Mayr: War is vitality! War is the hygiene of the world!
Captain Mayr: You're right, he's a nothing. Perhaps that's his secret. Perhaps it's the age of the nothing
Max Rothman: Try not to be one of those people who finds a slight in any compliment
Adolf Hitler: I'm going to die in some doorway like a dog in the street .a complete unknown!
Adolf Hitler: Sometimes you have to build a base from the base.
Max Rothman: Change the way people see or how they pay their taxes?
Max Rothman: Hitler, come on. I'll buy you a glass of lemonade.
Max Rothman: I've seen the future. Believe me, it came straight at us. There's no future in the future.
Max Rothman: Try not to be one of those people who finds a slight in any compliment.
Adolf Hitler: Genius and happiness go together as well as cheese and chalk.
Max Rothman: Half man, half doll - every woman's dream.
Adolf Hitler: "Would you die for the mother in law land?"! You're a menace, Rothman.
David Cohn: Insecurity is the mother of an overdraft.
Adolf Hitler: Modern, like uh next time, I have diarrhoea I'll take a shit on a canvas and bring it round to you.
Captain Mayr: Artists aren't usually known for their nerve.
Captain Mayr: War is vitality! War is the hygiene of the world!
Captain Mayr: You're right, he's a nothing. Perhaps that's his secret. Perhaps it's the age of the nothing
Max Rothman: Try not to be one of those people who finds a slight in any compliment
Adolf Hitler: I'm going to die in some doorway like a dog in the street .a complete unknown!
Adolf Hitler: Sometimes you have to build a base from the base.
Max Rothman: Change the way people see or how they pay their taxes?
Captain Mayr: Yeah, I know the type. Just clever enough to be unhappy.
Adolf Hitler: Listen Rothman, I've lost FOUR YEARS! Max Rothman: Yes, we've *all* lost four years. Some of us a little more. Do you want a show? Adolf Hitler: I'd kill for you if you gave me a show! Max Rothman: Don't kill for me, please. Just do what you do. Be anxious, be nervous, *tell* me you're the unknown soldier come back to haunt us - with your brush, Hitler! With your brush - can you do that? 'Cause that's what you've got to do. You've got to take all this pent-up stuff you're quivering with, and you've got to hurl it onto the canvas. It doesn't have to be good and it doesn't have to be beautiful, it just has to be true. Max Rothman: And even if it's a lie, make it an interesting lie, and I'll put it up. I swear. Adolf Hitler: You do think I'm talented, don't you? Max Rothman: I think there's definitely *something* rustling behind your curtain, yes.
Art patron/friend of Max's: So if art, as an object, is dead, why is everything so expensive? Max Rothman: Otherwise nobody would buy it.
Hildegard: Just remember, Max, Florence Nightingale died of syphilis. Max Rothman: And that means what? Hildegard: Don't get too close to your charity cases.
Max Rothman: I've always thought you to be an intuitive futurist. Adolf Hitler: You're so disappointing. Am I only acceptable if you can classify me?
Adolf Hitler: Rothman. Max Rothman: What did you think? The other night? My disaster? Did it remind you of Ypres? Or was it just rubbish? Art patron/friend of Max's: Yes, what did you think? Adolf Hitler: It didn't remind me of Ypres Max Rothman: No? What did it remind you of, if anything? Adolf Hitler: It reminded me perhaps - - perhaps, of a particularly disgusting and depraved dream of Ypres. Max Rothman: As opposed to the happy, glorious one. Adolf Hitler: Exactly. Exactly! Which your piece implies is ipso facto impossible.
Antique Dealer: So, if art as an object is dead why is everything so expensive? Max Rothman: Otherwise nobody would buy it.
Max's Mother: Know the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? Max Rothman: Eventually the Rottweiler lets go.
Adolf Hitler: I'm sorry I left so abruptly the other day. Max Rothman: You know what they say in Spain? Adolf Hitler: No, I don't. Max Rothman: Easy to fight the bull from the barrera. It's easier to be a critic than an artist.
