The Grinch: That is not a chew toy! Stop it, Max! Get that out of your mouth! You have no idea where it's been!
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The Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it?
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I'm bored?
The Grinch: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.
The Grinch: What's that stench? It's fantastic.
The Grinch: Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.
The Grinch: Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.
The Grinch: I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.
The Grinch: That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.
The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
Narrator: Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.
The Grinch: Kids today. So desensitized by movies and televison.
Clerk: For the next 5 minutes only, 99% off!
Lou Lou Who: Let's see, we've got a munkle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt and a fandpa for your Cousin Leon.
The Grinch: Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
The Grinch: The crescendo of my odious opus.
8-Year-Old Augustus Maywho: You don't have a chance with her. You're eight years old and you have a BEARD!
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
The Grinch: Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?
Mayor Augustus Maywho: He had hair. Not pleasant. He shed. Not right.
Cindy Lou Who: Everybody seems to kerbabbled. Isn't this just a little superfluous?
The Grinch: In don't know it's some kind of soup.
The Grinch: you called down the thunder now get ready for the boom. gaze into the face of fear.
The Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it?
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I'm bored?
The Grinch: Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.
The Grinch: What's that stench? It's fantastic.
The Grinch: Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.
The Grinch: I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.
The Grinch: That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.
The Grinch: Kids today. So desensitized by movies and televison.
The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
Narrator: Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.
Clerk: For the next 5 minutes only, 99% off!
Lou Lou Who: Let's see, we've got a munkle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt and a fandpa for your Cousin Leon.
The Grinch: Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
The Grinch: The crescendo of my odious opus.
8-Year-Old Augustus Maywho: You don't have a chance with her. You're eight years old and you have a BEARD!
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
The Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it?
The Grinch: Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.
The Grinch: That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.
The Grinch: Kids today. So desensitized by movies and televison.
Narrator: Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.
The Grinch: Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
The Grinch: The crescendo of my odious opus.
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
The Grinch: We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop! The Grinch: Whew... ha! Almost lost my *cool* there.
Cindy Lou Who: We're gonna crash! The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.
Narrator: So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. The Grinch: Alphabetically! The Grinch: Aadvarkian Abakeneezer Who, I... The Grinch: HATE YOU! The Grinch: Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate *you*. The Grinch: Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
Cindy Lou Who: Santa? The Grinch: WHAT? Cindy Lou Who: Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet. The Grinch: SWEET? You think he's sweet? Cindy Lou Who: Merry Christmas, Santa. The Grinch: Nice kid... baaad judge of character.
The Grinch: It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Narrator: And he puzzled and puzzled til his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. The Grinch: Maybe Christmas... Narrator: He thought... The Grinch: ...doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more.
Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas? The Grinch: VENGEANCE! The Grinch: Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.
The Grinch: One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri. The Grinch: I don't know, it's some kind of soup.
The Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry. The Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray? Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray. Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.
Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me. The Grinch: Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear. The Grinch: Hold still. The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow. The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?
Lou Lou Who: Hello? Is my Subzero Chillibrator running? I suppose. The Grinch: Well then you better go catch it.
The Grinch: Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!
The Grinch: That is not a chew toy! Stop it, Max! Get that out of your mouth! You have no idea where it's been!
Cindy Lou Who: You're the... the... the... The Grinch: The... the... the... THE GRINCH!
Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me. The Grinch: Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear. The Grinch: Hold still. The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow. The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a second?
8-Year-Old Augustus Maywho: You don't have a chance with her. You're 8 years old and you have a beard!
The Grinch: Yes! Down a size and a half! The Grinch: And this time, I'll keep it off.
