Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
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Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
Miles: Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.
Joel's Mother: Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
Joel Goodson: College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.
Miles: "When I was a little girl, my daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?" Call Misty!
Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?
Joel Goodson: It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
Miles: You okay? Do you want an aspirin? Your dad own a gun?
Lana: What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days? No charge.
Lana: Let's go make love on a real train.
Joel's Mother: Just use your best judgment. We trust you.
Joel Goodson: I don't think I'm gonna say 'What the fuck' anymore. This thing has gotten... WAY out of control. I'm Gonna kill Miles!
Joel Goodson: This was a great idea, Joel. Where else can you get a hot chocolate for $4?
Rutherford: You've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?
Lana: Have you ever made love on a real train?
Joel's Father: Princeton can use a guy like Joel.
Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
Miles: Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.
Joel's Mother: Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
Joel Goodson: College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.
Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?
Joel Goodson: It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
Miles: You okay? Do you want an aspirin? Your dad own a gun?
Lana: What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days? No charge.
Lana: Let's go make love on a real train.
Joel's Mother: Just use your best judgment. We trust you.
Joel Goodson: I don't think I'm gonna say 'What the fuck' anymore. This thing has gotten... WAY out of control. I'm Gonna kill Miles!
Joel Goodson: This was a great idea, Joel. Where else can you get a hot chocolate for $4?
Rutherford: You've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?
Lana: Have you ever made love on a real train?
Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?
Miles: "When I was a little girl, my daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?" Call Misty!
Miles: You okay? Do you want an aspirin? Your dad own a gun?
Joel's Father: Princeton can use a guy like Joel.
Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing. Lana: What's wrong with that? Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
Jackie: Joel, I'm going to give you a number. You ask for Lana. It's what you want. Joel Goodson: Thank you. Jackie: It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
Miles: What happened? Joel Goodson: Last night? Miles: That's right - with Kessler. Joel Goodson: She was babysitting down the street... Miles: We know that! Joel Goodson: So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing... Joel Goodson: right. Miles: That could happen. Joel Goodson: ...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says 'I think I'm in the mood.' Barry: She said that? What did you say? Joel Goodson: I didn't have to say anything. Glenn: Whatcha do? Joel Goodson: What do you think I did? Glenn: I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off. Barry: Miles: I disagree. Miles: Did you have your bike there? Joel Goodson: Yeah. Miles: I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!
Lana: So, how're we doin'? Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!
Jackie: Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie. Joel Goodson: Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him.
Joel Goodson: Will you do me a favor? Lana: Anything, cookie. Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it. Lana: Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"? Lana: That's right. Joel Goodson: Or a pimp? Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?
Joel Goodson: Are you going to help? Miles: Sure. When? Joel Goodson: Right now! Miles: Well, I can't do it right now! I've got a Trig mid-term tomorrow. Joel Goodson: Hey, "Mr. What-The-Fuck" - I mean, what about "exploring the dark side" and all that? Or was that just bull shit? Miles: That was just bull shit, Joel. I'm surprised you listened to me.
Joel Goodson: I was just thinking, where we might be 10 years from now, you know. Lana: You know what I think? I think we're both gonna make it - big. I am very optimistic. I mean it.
Glenn: Do you know what a Harvard MBA makes - first year? Forty grand. Kessler: Well, I've got a cousin who went into dermatology. First year - over 60,000. Barry: Just for squeezing zits? Glenn: Why don't you try it, Barry? You got the experience.
Joel Goodson: Where's Lana? Guido: Maybe she's on the choo-choo. I hear she's got this thing about choo-choos.
