Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
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Jules: You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.
Kirby: There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.
Kevin: Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.
Billy: It ain't a party till something gets broken.
Kevin: You know there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that.
Kevin: You know Jules, there is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss, which obviously you have fallen into!
Kirby: Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold.
Alec Newbary: Why don't we go to Hoolihan's? Not so noisy. Not so many kids.
Jules: Who wants to suck back a few Bloody Marys at St. Elmo's, on me?
Alec Newbary: Billy, four months after graduation and you still act like every night's a frat party.
Naomi: Come back here. This secret of yours, is it a little one or a big one? Hey, you want a date?
Jules: There is nothing to be ashamed of. Gay became chic in the '70s.
Leslie Hunter: I'm not afraid to commit. I have to have something for myself first before I can share it with you.
Billy: Do you believe in premarital sax?
Jules: You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.
Kirby: There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.
Kevin: Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.
Billy: It ain't a party till something gets broken.
Kevin: You know there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that.
Kevin: You know Jules, there is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss, which obviously you have fallen into!
Kirby: Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I'm going fluff and fold.
Alec: You cannot have the Pretenders' first album! That's mine. Leslie: I bought it. Alec: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger. Leslie: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth. Alec: Kevin is so fond of Mahler. Leslie: I moved in with Jules. Alec: Oh how nice, roomies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons. Leslie: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember, they're used to be Valentine's Day here, Remember? Alec: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences. Leslie: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out. Alec: You fucked Kevin. Leslie: You fucked many! Alec: Nameless, faceless many! Leslie: I feel much better now, thanks. Alec: You're not taking The Police. Leslie: Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply. Alec: Get your clothes, give me the keys and get out! Now! Leslie: I can't believe this is happening to us. Alec: Wasted love! Alec: God, I just wish I could get it back!
Kirby: I always thought we'd be friends forever. Kevin: Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.
Dale: Kirby! How are you? Kirby: I'm obsessed thank you very much.
Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
Kirby: Here you go! Kevin: Do NOT give that man a blow torch!
Jules: I'm just so tired, Billy. I never thought I'd be so tired at 22. I just don't even know who to be anymore. Billy Hicks: Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway.
Kirby: I understand the fold, but what's fluff? Kevin: Fluff's what I write for the paper.
Wendy: Life in the fat lane. Leslie: You are not fat. Wendy: I have fat thighs. No diet works. The only way to lose weight in these thighs is amputation.
Leslie: Alec is becoming a Republican... and he wants to get *married!* Oh, my God! Jules: I always *knew* he was a Republican!
Billy: I should have had a vasectomy at birth! Let me tell you something Al, you ever have boys, do them a favor and get them neutered straight away. If they ever knock up some little slut, they're the ones who're fucked! Billy: Fucked for life! I hate you, you little bitch!
Leslie: How's Howie? Wendy: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie. Jules: Have you fucked him yet? Wendy: Jules!... God. Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... And then you can still fuck him.
Jules: All this time I was afraid you'd find out I wasn't fabulous. Billy Hicks: It's cool. All this time I was afraid you'd find out I was irresponsible.
Alec: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences. Leslie: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out. Alec: You fucked Kevin. Leslie: You fucked many! Alec: Nameless, faceless many. Leslie: I feel much better now. Thanks.
Kevin: How come you never ask me if I want a date? Naomi: I thought you were gay! Kevin: Why would you think I'm gay? Naomi: Because I never see you around with any girls, and you always look strange.
Alec: You're being arrested for drunk driving. Billy: Drunk definitely, I don't know if you could call it driving.
Billy: It was like... a metaphysical... precision... collision! Jules: Wow. Wendy Was it good for you, too?
Kevin Dolenz: I don't pay for sex. Naomi: Oh, no? Kevin Dolenz: No. Naomi: Oh, you think that if you get a little wife or a girlfriend that you don't pay? You pay. Then you can never be sure you're gonna get it. Now, with Naomi... Kevin Dolenz: Naomi? Naomi: Yeah. You pay and you get it. Oh, you get it *good*. Kevin Dolenz: Food for thought. Food for thought.
Jules: Who wants to suck back a few Bloody Marys at St. Elmo's, on me?
Jules: There is nothing to be ashamed of. Gay became chic in the '70s.
