Peter Sellers: Christ, woman, can't you say anything real? First of all, you can't act and then you can't stop!
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Peter Sellers: Christ, woman, can't you say anything real? First of all, you can't act and then you can't stop!
Peter Sellers: Oh God, I haven't felt leather like this on my thighs since the Third Reich.
Peter Sellers: Pete always got the last cake. Even if it were on someone else's plate.
Peter Sellers: You see Michael? I've fixed all your toys for you. Aren't they beautiful?
Anne Sellers: I'm fucking bored of the little boy! Why can't you be a man? You're a miserable, lying shit I hate you.
Peter Sellers: You're a peculiar fucker, Stan.
Sophia Loren: Excuse me, but which of you gentlemen is Peter Sellers?
Peter Sellers: You can't come in here.
Peter Sellers: Christ, woman, can't you say anything real? First of all, you can't act and then you can't stop!
Peter Sellers: Oh God, I haven't felt leather like this on my thighs since the Third Reich.
Anne Sellers: I'm fucking bored of the little boy! Why can't you be a man? You're a miserable, lying shit I hate you.
Peter Sellers: You're a peculiar fucker, Stan.
Sophia Loren: Excuse me, but which of you gentlemen is Peter Sellers?
Peter Sellers: You see Michael? I've fixed all your toys for you. Aren't they beautiful?
Peter Sellers: Pete always got the last cake. Even if it were on someone else's plate.
Peg Sellers: You've only known that bleedin' Nazi for 3 weeks. Peter Sellers: Peg, I couldn't be happier. Peg Sellers: Why are you making the same mistake all over again? Peter Sellers: Because, my love, they won't let me marry you.
Peter Sellers: I'm under a lot of pressure, I could use your support. Anne Sellers: You've always had my support, Peter. It's my patience that I'm no longer sure about.
Peter Sellers: Are you sure you're my wife? Britt Ekland: What do you mean? Peter Sellers: Because no wife should be that good in the sack.
Limo Driver: How was lunch with your son, Mrs Sellers? Peg Sellers: I don't know really. I didn't see him.
Peter Sellers: Three character is enough. Three is a good number. Stanley Kubrick: You're being paid for four. Peter Sellers: You're stretching me too thin, Stanley. Who do you think I am? Stanley Kubrick: I think you're whoever I want you to be. Peter Sellers: Then who am I now? Stanley Kubrick: Peter, have you ever heard of Mutually Assured Destruction? Peter Sellers: Hum a few bars and I'll join in. Stanley Kubrick: It refers to when both sides in an atomic conflict are so powerful that if either side were to take action, it would inevitably result in the total annihilation of all concerned. I find this concept can be applied to many situations. Peter Sellers: You're a peculiar fucker, Stan. Stanley Kubrick: Wait Peter... Peter... Peter Sellers: You've got no idea what it's like to be me.
Peter Sellers: I could never be this broke. Blake Edwards: It wasn't easy for me to come here, Peter. Peter Sellers: Why, did your limousine break down? Blake Edwards: I considered making you kiss my ass. Peter Sellers: Not after that script's been through it. Blake Edwards: Still the funniest bastard around. Look Peter, I didn't come here out of desperation, I think it's a good idea and I can't do it without you. You need the money, I don't. And I certainly don't need the aggravation you are undoubtedly gonna bring me. Peter Sellers: What if I told you to fuck off? Blake Edwards: I'd say your ex-wives would be very disappointed in that attitude. Peter Sellers: Fuck my ex-wives. Blake Edwards: I have, now I know why you divorced 'em. Peter Sellers: Blakey! You are the only son of a bitch who really understands me!
Dennis Selinger: Blake Edwards is the hottest director in Hollywood right now. "Days of Wine and Roses", "Breakfast at Tiffany's"... He can get anyone he wants. And, Peter, he wants you! United Artists are putting a lot of weight behind it. It's going to be very wide, very international release. You may be a big star in Britain, but the folks in Duluth have never heard of you. Peter Sellers: Then we're even. I've never heard of Duluth. Dennis Selinger: It's in the United States. Peter Sellers: Oh. That Duluth. Dennis Selinger: It's called "The Pink Panther". Peter Sellers: Sounds like a bloody strip joint. For poofs.
Sarah Sellers: Do you still love us? Peter Sellers: Of course I do sweetheart. Just... not as much as I love Sophia Loren.
Dennis Selinger: It's called "The Pink Panther." Peter Sellers: Sounds like a bloody strip joint... for poofs.
Waiter: What would sir and madam say to a little fish? Peter Sellers: I'd probably say "Hello little fish!"
Peter Sellers: I think I'm in love with you. Britt Ekland: But you've just met me. Peter Sellers: Then it's still fresh in my mind.
Peter Sellers: If you leave this flat, I'm going to jump off this balcony. Anne Sellers: Don't make me any promises, Peter.
Peter Sellers: What do you think of the new cottage? Peg Sellers: You're watering the gin. Peter Sellers: In your case, it's not a bad idea.
Stanley Kubrick: So, er, Columbia won't let me make my next picture without you. Peter Sellers: Awfully insightful of them. What's the part? Stanley Kubrick: All of them. Peter Sellers: What, the whole film? Stanley Kubrick: You can destroy the world, Peter.
Britt Ekland: Can I get you anything, my darling? Oh, Peter. There's nothing you could have done. It's not your fault. Peter Sellers: "It's not your fault. "There's nothing you could have done." Britt Ekland: Oh, Peter, stop it. Peter Sellers: "Oh, Peter, stop it. Stop it, Peter." Christ, woman, can't you say anything real? First of all, you can't act, then you can't stop. Britt Ekland: You... Peter Sellers: Just shut up! Britt Ekland: You bastard! Peter Sellers: Am I? Am I? You've no idea! Britt Ekland: Fuck you! Peter Sellers: No! Fuck you! Peter Sellers: You hit me with me mom. Britt Ekland: Fuck you, Peter! Fuck you and your mom!
