Malcolm: I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world.
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Pauline: What was it about Dad that had us fucking so many guys?
Malcolm: My scrotum is longer than my penis.
Ingrid: I left a piece of skin in a movie theater once so it could watch movies all its life.
Malcolm: Make sure you can handle rejection. I can't.
Malcolm: I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world.
Margot: He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive.
Pauline: What was it about Dad that had us fucking so many guys?
Malcolm: My scrotum is longer than my penis.
Ingrid: I left a piece of skin in a movie theater once so it could watch movies all its life.
Malcolm: Make sure you can handle rejection. I can't.
Malcolm: I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world.
Margot: He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive.
Margot: He's doing the interview with me in town on Friday. Did I tell you he and I are collaborating on a screenplay? An adaptation of one of Dick's novels. Pauline: No. I didn't even know you knew he was up here. Malcolm: Is he even a good writer? Why do people care about him? Pauline: You're competitive with everyone. It doesn't even matter if they do the same thing as you. He's competitive with Bono. Malcolm: It's true. I don't subscribe to the credo that there's enough room for everyone to be successful. I think there are only a few spots available, and people like Dick Koosman and Bono are taking them up. Margot: Malcolm, what would ever make you think that's something to draw right now? Malcolm: Sorry. I wasn't thinking about it. Sorry Margot.
Pauline: What's up? Malcolm: I don't wanna do this. Pauline: Come on, don't be that way. Malcolm: No, I'm not being that way. I just don't feel like it. I'm gonna go back and... I have work to do. Pauline: Dick doesn't care that you don't make any money. Malcolm: Is that what you - that's not why. I just hate swimming. I really hate it. It's disgusting to me. My mistake was saying I'd do it to begin with. You have fun. Pauline: Fine. We'll have fun. Malcolm: People always pee in the pool. Pauline: I don't think Dick and Maisy pee in their pool. Malcolm: I'll bet you 500 dollars there's pee in that pool!
Pauline: I think Becky got it the worst. Margot: Did she ever. Raped by the horse trainer.
Pauline: I was dating that guy Horace back then. Do you remember him? Margot: Was that the guy who liked to rough you up? Pauline: No, that was our dad. Margot: Our dad used to strip down to his skivvies and beat us with a belt. Malcolm: That man had a sexual screw loose. Pauline: That's awful, that stuff that happens to kids. Malcolm was fondled by a male babysitter. Malcolm: Just use that information however you want.
Pauline: Margot told Claude something I expressly told her in confidence, and he told Ingrid. I'm stunned that she put me in this position. It's so fucking infuriating! Malcolm: Well, it's one of those things... Pauline: Don't say anything, OK? You know what, just be there for me, silently. Malcolm: OK. Pauline: Why do I have to be so careful around her, but everyone is allowed to make fun of me? Malcolm: I don't think... Pauline: Malcolm, what did I just say? I just need you to take my side. I don't need you to make it better. Ingrid's really upset. Fuck, I can't believe she put me in this position! I didn't tell you before because I didn't want you to feel like you had to marry me. I found out right before our seminar that I'm pregnant. Malcolm: Uh-huh. Pauline: Well? Does that sound good to you? Malcolm: I'm still digesting Margot telling Claude. What a fucking nutjob. Sorry. I think I'm really happy.
Malcolm: I have the emotional version of whatever bad feng shui would be I don't know. You tell me. You understand this shit. Pauline: Did you drink your teas? Malcolm: Yeah, I drank my fucking teas.
Claude: Did she poop in her pants? Margot: It happens to everyone, not just babies. It will happen to you too someday.
