Strickland: You think this is funny? Messing with the tv with your goddamn computer telephone?
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Strickland: You think this is funny? Messing with the tv with your goddamn computer telephone?
Coach Crawford: This shit is getting violent! I look like a fucking minion!
Campbell: I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!
Coach Crawford: Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone!
Strickland: I'll see you at three o'clock!
Campbell: Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!
Ms. Monet: I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.
Campbell: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Ms. Monet: Fucking kill him! Fucking destroy him!
Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you!
Campbell: Something occurred to me as I was being dragged down a flight of stairs by a horse on meth!
Strickland: You think this is funny? Messing with the tv with your goddamn computer telephone?
Coach Crawford: This shit is getting violent! I look like a fucking minion!
Campbell: I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!
Coach Crawford: Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone!
Strickland: I'll see you at three o'clock!
Campbell: Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!
Ms. Monet: I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.
Campbell: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Ms. Monet: Fucking kill him! Fucking destroy him!
Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you!
Campbell: Something occurred to me as I was being dragged down a flight of stairs by a horse on meth!
Campbell: Teachers can't fight! Strickland: We're gonna handle our differences like real men. Campbell: What differences? Strickland: You got a job and I don't! That's the fucking difference!
Strickland: What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke? Coach Crawford: Oh, shit. Strickland: Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking... Campbell: All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest. Strickland: Coffee. Coach Crawford: You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.
Strickland: how the fuck do you work this shit? Strickland: you. Campbell! Campbell: me? Strickland: You're the only one drinking coffee right? Campbell: Uh, yeah no I mean. I got a light roast cappuccino. Strickland: Well get your light roast ass over here and help me fix a cup. Campbell: Right yeah sure. Sorry I don't know why I was resisting that. Yeah so it's a new machine. Strickland: No shit. Campbell: It's state of the art though, all you gotta do is put in your order and it does the rest. Strickland: Coffee! Campbell: You know. I'll do it for you and I think that's just the easiest. Right. So you got your drink selections down here and flavors. You got hazelnut... . Strickland: I just want regular coffee. Campbell: Shoot. Doesn't seem to be an option. Um, how about an Americano? It's basically the same thing. So I just pick "americano" right? And you can go medium, light, dark. You look like a or not look like you would want medium and then you hit brew. Campbell: And it's done. Thank god. One americano for you. Cheers. Strickland: taste like shit. Fucking waste of money.
Strickland: get your Rush Hour asses to class!
