我現在正做的，對別人來說只是空想， 看到了嗎？我是世界上第一個全能的殺人藝術家。
出自電影《蝙蝠俠—黑夜之神》 的經典對白。
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Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Batman: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...
The Joker: All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
Gambol: You're crazy. The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.
我看起來像是有計劃的人嗎？我就像是愛追著車跑的小狗，追到了也不知道能怎樣，我只是隨心所欲。
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Joker: You know. I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us.
你若不是像一個英雄般犧牲，就是活著看自己變成惡棍！
在這世上最聰明的生活方式，就是沒有規則。
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
Why so serious ?
你所關心的就是錢，但這個城市值得一些更高品味的犯罪，所以就讓我親自奉上吧。
They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same
他們嘲笑我，因為我與眾不同。 但我笑他們，是因為他們都一樣。
在生命的最後一刻，人才會暴露出他們的本性。
當計劃進行完美的時候，不會有人感到不安，即使那個計劃是慘無人道的。
微笑，因為它會使人困惑。 微笑吧，因為它比要解釋傷害你內心的事容易。
製造點小小騷動，打亂原有的秩序 ，然後一切就變得混亂了，而我就是混亂的代表，你知道混亂的好處嗎？ 它能帶來公平。
引入一點無政府狀態，破壞既定的秩序，讓一切都變得混亂，我就是混亂的代理人…
我現在正做的，對別人來說只是空想， 看到了嗎？我是世界上第一個全能的殺人藝術家。
I'm a man of my word.
現在我會去看事情有趣的那一面，保持自己笑口常開。
It's a funny world we live in.
Joker: Why so serious? Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face! And... Why so serious?
Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
The Joker: I like this job - I like it!
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The Joker: All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
The Joker: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!
The Chechen: What do you propose? The Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman. Salvatore Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already? The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Alfred Pennyworth: I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice... Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.
The Chechen: Joker-man, what you do with all your money? The Joker: You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! The Chechen: What the...? The Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.
The Joker: We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we'll miss the fireworks! Batman: There won't *be* any fireworks! The Joker: And here... we... go! Batman: What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone! The Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!
Batman: Where is he? Salvatore Maroni: I don't know where he is, he found us! Batman: He must have friends! Salvatore Maroni: Friends? Have you met this guy?
The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars? Batman: No! But I know how you got these!
The Joker: Are you the real Batman? Brian: No. The Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him? Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you. The Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!
Batman: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Batman: Sometimes, people deserve more.
James Gordon Jr.: Did Batman save you, Daddy? Lt. James Gordon: Actually, this time I saved him.
Lt. James Gordon: It's mister Wayne, isn't it? That was a very brave thing you did! Bruce Wayne: Trying to catch the light? Lt. James Gordon: You weren't protecting the van? Bruce Wayne: Why, who's in it? Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital? Lt. James Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne?
Alfred Pennyworth: Did you get mauled by a tiger? Bruce Wayne: It was a dog. Alfred Pennyworth: Huh? Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog! Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns. Alfred Pennyworth: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?
Bruce Wayne: How will it hold up against dogs? Lucius Fox: We talking Rottweilers or Chihuahuas? Should do fine against cats.
Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne. Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits. Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you do, sir. Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know 'em. Alfred Pennyworth: And what happens on the day that you find out? Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love to say "I told you so." Alfred Pennyworth: On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.
