Skipper: Debbie! Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: Dave! Corporal: He hacked into our system. Eva: Where's the sound? Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on. Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone. Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens. Dave: Hello? Dave: Hello? Kowalski: But, now we can hear you. Short Fuse: So annoying! Kowalski: But we cannot see. Short Fuse: Every time! Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
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Private: Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no! Fancy equipment or no! He'd never leave a man behind!
Skipper: Lost visuals. Kowalski! Be my eyes.
Dave: Elijah, would you please take them away!
Classified: We are the North Wind, and no one, NO ONE, breaks the Wind.
Dave: Parker! Posey! Go all terrain!
Private: Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no! Fancy equipment or no! He'd never leave a man behind!
Skipper: Lost visuals. Kowalski! Be my eyes.
Dave: Elijah, would you please take them away!
Classified: We are the North Wind, and no one, NO ONE, breaks the Wind.
Private: Hi-ya!
Dave: Parker! Posey! Go all terrain!
Private: Hello! Are you my family? Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry. Private: W-What? Kowalski: What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about. Skipper: No one's gonna die. Skipper: You know what you got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other. And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. Skipper: So adorable. Skipper: Kowalski, what's our trajectory? Kowalski: Ninety-five percent certain we're still doomed. Skipper: And the, uh... other five percent? Kowalski: Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before. Skipper: I'll take that action. Private: Where are going? Skipper: The future, boys. The glorious future.
Skipper: Debbie! Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: Dave! Corporal: He hacked into our system. Eva: Where's the sound? Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on. Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone. Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens. Dave: Hello? Dave: Hello? Kowalski: But, now we can hear you. Short Fuse: So annoying! Kowalski: But we cannot see. Short Fuse: Every time! Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
Skipper: Follow me, boys! We're going in hot! Private: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Skipper: No one likes a show off, Private.
Skipper: Leopard seals! Nature's snakes. Kowalski: Aren't snakes nature's snakes? Skipper: How should I know? I live on a flippin' frozen tundra!
Classified: Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft! Short Fuse: I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!
Kowalski: We've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland. Skipper: We gotta blend in. River dance.
Documentary Filmmaker: Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life: penguins. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums. Who could take these frisky snow-clowns... Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to? Antarctic Penguin: Who cares? Antarctic Penguin: I question nothing. Antarctic Penguin: Me too. Antarctic Penguin: Me too. Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance. Kowalski: Skipper, we appears to be flightless. Skipper: Oh, well what's the point of these? Skipper: Woah, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we going to call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis? Kowalski: We are really... awesome at this! Skipper: Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! Hey, we could do our thing! High one! Skipper: Ooh. My bad. Skipper: Look! It's the miracle of birth. Kowalski: A moment of extraordinary beauty. Skipper: Daaagh! That's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
Private: So... how do I look? Kowalski: You're hideously disfigured and will probably be hunted for sport. Private: What? Kowalski: What? Skipper: If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure, KOWALSKI, it's that looks don't matter. It's what you do that counts. Skipper: And look at what you did. Skipper: Yes, sir. You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.
Classified: What you, of course, could not know is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon called: the Medusa Serum. Skipper: Ah! But what you don't know is that Dirk... Kowalski: Dave. Skipper: Dave, wont be using his Bazooka Serum... Kowalski: Medusa Serum. Skipper: Medusa Serum on anybody! Kowalski: That part is accurate. Skipper: Show 'em, Rico. Classified: You... you stole the Medusa Serum? Skipper: Well, stole the serum. Saved the day. Did your job for you. Call it what you will.
Dave: How about now? Private: Hurray! Classified: Yes! Way to go, looks fantastic! Dave: Excellent! Now, where was I? Kowalski: Dave! Short Fuse: Grrrr! Dave: Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates. Skipper: We were never "mates." There was no mating. Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You are powerless now that I have stolen your precious Medusa Serum. Skipper: What? You didn't steal that! Classified: It's over. Dave: It's over? Dave: Then... why did I call you? Wierd. OH! Maybe it was to show you *this*! Kowalski: That is a lot of serum for four penguins. Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No, no-no-no-no. We're just getting started. Dave: Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... FOR REVENGE! Dave: Wait. How do you...? Squid: Dave: What do I push? Squid: Dave: Is it the red, or... Squid 2: Dave: I thought it was... it's not this -
Dave: What? Are you kidding me? Skipper: Dave. Oh-ho, look at you. Dave: You think this is over? I'm just getting started! I'm about... Kowalski: What do we do with him now? Girl with Snow Globe: Aww... Dave: Open this right now! Skipper: Here you go, kid. Girl with Snow Globe: Cool. Skipper: I hope you find happiness, Dave. Girl with Snow Globe: It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing!
Skipper: If you won't work with us, you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion. Classified: I give the orders around here and as much as it pains me to say this, I need you to act as the die-version for our operation, understood? Skipper: No. This is our plan and it requires you to cause a diversion! Classified: Die-version. Skipper: Deh-version. Classified: Die! Skipper: Deh! Eva: Gentlemen. There's only one way to resolve this. Kowalski: We should kiss. Eva: Plan-off. Kowalski: Yep. Plan-off. That's what I was gonna say. Plan-off...
Kowalski: We lost them, Skipper. Skipper: Not a moment too soon. These hosen are riding up my Bundesliga!
