Sy: California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!
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Benjy Stone: Katherine, Jews know two things: suffering and where to find *great* Chinese food.
Swann: What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.
Benjy Stone: Like Alfi says, "With Swann, you forgive a lot, you know." I know.
Benjy Stone: 1954. You don't get years like that anymore. It was my favorite year.
Sy: California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!
Sy: You call what Swann does acting? That's not acting. Its kissing and jumping and drinking and humping!
King Kaiser: Swann better be at every rehearsal, sober, or it's your ass. You understand? Now, see Sy, this kid's got balls.
Benjy Stone: Dim sum are too hard to eat with chopsticks. Don't make yourself crazy.
Benjy Stone: Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.
Alan Swann: Stone, you can watch me or you can join me. One of them is more fun.
King Kaiser: Who are you to talk to me like that you little Jiminy Cricket pest bastard!
Swann: This is the most fun and the hardest work I've done since the world was young.
Swann: Our needs must take leave of you, for Stone and I journey to dine in some far off land called Brooklyn.
Belle: Do you hear what you started here?
K.C.: I guess this is the kissing portion of the evening.
Belle: Alan, your seltzer. A little liver?
King Kaiser: Well, we know he can do THAT !
Sy: Hey, Janine! When are you going to let me into your 'box'?
Benjy Stone: Katherine, Jews know two things: suffering and where to find *great* Chinese food.
Swann: What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.
Benjy Stone: Like Alfi says, "With Swann, you forgive a lot, you know." I know.
Benjy Stone: 1954. You don't get years like that anymore. It was my favorite year.
Sy: California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!
Sy: You call what Swann does acting? That's not acting. Its kissing and jumping and drinking and humping!
King Kaiser: Swann better be at every rehearsal, sober, or it's your ass. You understand? Now, see Sy, this kid's got balls.
Benjy Stone: Dim sum are too hard to eat with chopsticks. Don't make yourself crazy.
Benjy Stone: Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.
Lil: This is for ladies only! Alan Swann: So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.
Alan Swann: Our audiences are great. Alan Swann: Audience? What audience? Audience? Benjy Stone: You knew there was an audience. What did you think those seats were for? Alan Swann: I haven't performed in front of an audience in 28 years! Audience? I played a butler. I had one line! I forgot it. Benjy Stone: Don't worry, this is gonna be easy. Alan Swann: For you, maybe. Not for me. I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!
Sy: He's plastered! Alan Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe.
Stockbroker #1: I think Alan Swann is beneath us! Stockbroker #2: Of course he's beneath us. He's an actor! Stockbroker #1: No! I think Alan Swann is beneath us right now!
Swann: Comedy is such a mystery to me. I feel the way Edmund Kean did. Benjy Stone: The great English actor? Swann: Mmm. On his death bed, Kean was asked how he felt. He answered, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
Uncle Morty: So, Mr. Swann, now that we sat nice, broke bread together, shared a glass of wine, I feel I know you a little. Swann: Morty, I feel I know you even better. Uncle Morty: Good! Then you won't mind if I ask you a question? Benjy Stone: Uncle Morty! Uncle Morty: What are you worried? It's not personal. What was I - born in Minsk or Pinsk? I know my way around. Swann: Morty, ask your question. Uncle Morty: That paternity rap a couple of years ago - did you shtupp her? Did you go all the way? What? What?
Alan Swann: We'll be two for dinner. Telephone the Stork Club. Alfi: You sure you mean the Stork Club, Mr. Swann? Alan Swann: Certainly. It's been a year and a half. Surely they've repaired the wall of the bandstand by now.
Alan Swann: Are you still in the fight game? Rookie Carroca: In a way. I married Benjy's mother.
K.C.: Benjamin, we're in the middle of an interesting conversation, here. Benjy Stone: Oh, I bet it's *real* interesting. What's the subject of this *interesting* conversation? Alan Swann: These eyes. They're Merle Oberon's eyes. Benjy Stone: Merle Oberon's! Oh, and what's Merle doing for eyes? Using Katharine Hepburn's?
Swann: What is the time? girl in bed: I don't know. Don't you have a watch? Swann: No. I'm not allowed to wear a watch. girl in bed: Why not? Swann: I don't trust them. girl in bed: Why? Swann: One hand is shorter than the other.
Leo Silver: "To the question, 'What were you doing naked in Central Park, in Bethesda Fountain, at 3 in the morning?' Swann replied, 'The back stroke.'" Now, is this your idea of watching him, Benji? Benjy Stone: The police are treating it like a parking ticket. It's no big deal. Sy: No big deal? We've got kids watching this show. We're talkin' generations to come, here! We're discussin' morals, here! Alice Miller: You're not qualified to discuss morals, Sy. Sy: Up your hole with a Mello Roll, Alice! And yours too, Herb!
Alan Swann: Stone, women love to be intrigued. They enjoy unraveling the mystery that is man, but you must allow them the freedom to discover you. Benjy Stone: Is that what you do? Alan Swann: No. I don't have that luxury. The women who are interested in me know exactly who I am and what they want, and nine times out of ten, they get it. Benjy Stone: That's some curse. Alan Swann: You'd be surprised. You see, no matter what I do, I can never fulfill their expectations.
Benjy Stone: Mr. Swann, I think I'm going to be unwell. Swann: Stone, ladies are unwell. Gentlemen vomit. Benjy Stone: Mm-hm. Swann: Alfredo, you needn't wait. We shan't need the car any more. We're going to throw up in the park and then walk home.
Belle: Before your beloved father passed away - and eventually died, he said to me, "Belle, after I go, get someone to be with. Someone nice. A pal." Benjy Stone: So you went out and found a Filipino batamweight named Rookie Carroca?
Sy: A week's salary, Swann takes a dive. Hey, Swann dive! Bam-Boom! Benjy Stone: You're on! Swann: Double the lad's bet for me, you toad!
Belle: Alan, on behalf of everyone here, I would like to welcome you to our humble chapeau. Benjy Stone: Two years at the Sorbonne, she still gets it wrong.
King Kaiser: You look real nice today, Alice. Did you get those shoes I sent you? Alice Miller: Oh yeah. King Kaiser: Why did you send them back? Alice Miller: They were the wrong size. And they were used.
Alan Swann: Who is that gorgeous-looking creature over there? Curt: Oh, no, Mr. Swann. This is exactly the way it started last time. Alan Swann: In that case, we'll just order dinner... for now.
Sy: You call what Swann does acting? That's not acting. It's kissing and jumping and drinking and humping!
King Kaiser: Swann better be at every rehearsal, sober, or it's your ass. You understand? Now see, Sy, this kid's got balls.
K.C.: If there's anything you need, I can take care of it for you. Swann: Anything? K.C.: Within reason. Swann: Well, let's begin with some tea and see where that leads us.
Benjy Stone: This is live television. Swann: "Live"? "Live"? What does "live" mean? Benjy Stone: It means the exact moment you're cavorting and leaping around that stage over there, 20 million people are seeing it. Swann: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Benjy Stone: Mr. Swann, you're white. Swann: You mean it all goes into the camera lens and then just spills out into people's houses? Benjy Stone: Yeah. Swann: Why is it nobody had the goodness to explain this to me before?
Sy: Swann's never going to show up anyhow. Alice Miller: We'll find him, Sy. Benjy Stone: What happened? Alice Miller: He landed fine last night. That much we know. Benjy Stone: So where is he? Sy: Where else? Drinking and humping!
