Valerie: Hello? Oh, Candy! The worst thing in the world happened! Valerie: No, Bambi's fine. It's Ted. Yeah, the blond thing did not work.
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Zeebo: Oh, my God. You're like totally black!
Ted: What? Oh, wait a second. They said the Commodore would stand up to anything!
Candy: Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?
Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?
Woody: I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!
Woody: Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.
Candy: I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course / I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche.
Candy: 'Cause I'm a blonde! B-L-... I don't know!
Valerie: As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.
Valerie: There's a giant blow dryer in my pool.
Candy: I just got to say, Your love life's going nowhere, 'Cause you look like Doris Day...
Candy: Honey, if you vixenize, Guaranteed he'll get a rise...
Valerie: I was reading an ad for these pyramids you put over the bed. They're supposed to increase sexual energy.
Valerie: I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?
Valerie: I know now what you're all about, What a nightmare, My friends thought you were a dream...
Wiploc: I found one. She's bald but beautiful. She's taking off her breast protector.
Valerie: If meaningless sex is what you want, why can't you have it with me!
Valerie: Oh, wow. If I only had about a zillion gallons of Nair.
Candy: You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!
Ted: These degenerates broke into my home and destroyed my property. I want them arrested right now. They're MTV scum!
Ted: You got to bring that one-piece night thing. That, uh, corset - that looks like underwear.
Candy: Someone ought to hose those girls down.
Ted: He was eating my Blue-Gilled Dorky!
Woody: Hey! Jail isn't so bad. It's where I learned how to surf.
Ted: Sweetheart, I booked the Cave Man Suite at Cupid's Lodge!
Zeebo: Oh, my God. You're like totally black!
Ted: What? Oh, wait a second. They said the Commodore would stand up to anything!
Candy: Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?
Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?
Woody: I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!
Woody: Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.
Candy: I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course / I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche.
Candy: 'Cause I'm a blonde! B-L-... I don't know!
Valerie: As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.
Valerie: There's a giant blow dryer in my pool.
Candy: I just got to say, Your love life's going nowhere, 'Cause you look like Doris Day...
Candy: Honey, if you vixenize, Guaranteed he'll get a rise...
Valerie: I was reading an ad for these pyramids you put over the bed. They're supposed to increase sexual energy.
Valerie: I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?
Valerie: I know now what you're all about, What a nightmare, My friends thought you were a dream...
Wiploc: I found one. She's bald but beautiful. She's taking off her breast protector.
Valerie: If meaningless sex is what you want, why can't you have it with me!
Valerie: Oh, wow. If I only had about a zillion gallons of Nair.
Candy: You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!
Ted: These degenerates broke into my home and destroyed my property. I want them arrested right now. They're MTV scum!
Candy: If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals! Valerie: You know, I think she might be right! Candy: Grab the bleach, she's seen the light!
Valerie: Aw, Wiploc, I think I'll miss you least of all. Wiploc: You want a liplock from Wiploc?
Wiploc: Finland is here? Valerie: Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys sure learn fast.
Mac: Joe, take us to hospital, please. Joe the Cop: Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer! Mac: We go to slammer first. Valerie: Listen, give them that love touch, then they'll come on to me. They'll be putty in my hands. Mac: You want sex with Joe and Mike? Valerie: No, no, just so we can get away. Do it, do it! You'll see.
Valerie: A UFO landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them Pop-Tarts and, um, they're here now, but Ted's coming home tonight so you've got to cut their hair. Owner of Beauty Shop: What did you say? Valerie: Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs. Valerie: Candy, you've got to help them out. Candy: Would you listen to yourself? Valerie, no man is worth getting yourself in this state over. Mel Gibson, maybe, but not Ted! Valerie, come here, just sit down, honey, relax, have a mental margarita, and everything is... Valerie: Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay? Candy: Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette.
Ted: Dr. Tuchman, please. Ted: Barbara? Ted here. Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. I'm going to Vegas! Ted: Well, I'm gonna lose a little money, take in a show, and get married. Ted: Barbara, Barbara, look, jus, just because I'm getting married doesn't mean we can't date, alright! What?
Valerie: Ted is coming home tonight and there's a UFO in my pool. A UFO! Candy: BFD. Ted's not going to be there for a few hours. Just chill out, Val.
Valerie: Hello? Oh, Candy! The worst thing in the world happened! Valerie: No, Bambi's fine. It's Ted. Yeah, the blond thing did not work.
Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately. Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency. Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off. Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.
Valerie: You brought a girl home to have sex? Ted: Well, you weren't supposed to be here, Val. Valerie: You were going to have sex without me?
Valerie: Whoa! Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys. They're aliens! Candy: So? They can still be dates! Do you guys have margaritas on your planet? Valerie: Candy, it's just not safe. I'll give you a lift home and that's it. Candy: Don't get your panties in a bunch! We're with three major cute guys and it's Saturday night! Come on!
Wiploc: Females! Zeebo: They're hairless. Wiploc: Who cares? They're round and bouncy. Bald thing, I think I love you.
Valerie: Candy, whatever you do, don't freak out. Candy: Valerie! Valerie: I mean it, don't freak out. Promise me you will not freak out. Candy: Stop it! You are freaking me out!
Wiploc: We go get Candy? Woody: Yeah! Candy, gum, beer nuts, anything you want. Twizzlers. I got some milk duds.
Woody: Oh! You should've seen me today, man. Nothing but radical rips all the way in. You want some slushy? Yeah, I was barely off my board when the wahines were all over me. Zeebo: Ew! Wahines! Woody: Wahines. You know, girls. Wiploc: Girls? Zeebo: You know girls? Woody: Does the woodburger know girls? Pinocchio got a wooden butt? I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks Just like that. Wiploc: Don't believe me? Zeebo: Like that. Woody: Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis!
Woody: Hey, dudes, I just remembered something. What was it? Oh, yeah! At the beach today, they're having a Blonde-Of-The-Month contest. Zeebo: Blonde? Woody: Yeah, you know, Blonde beach bunnies. California's finest.
