Griffen: Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! ASSEMBLE!
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Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Ed: I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.
Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.
Dexter: Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Otis: You think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass?
Ed: Huh! How do you like me now? I'm a dude throwing ice cream! Yeah! Here's vanilla! Take some chocolate! Yeah! Fudge!
Kurt's assistant: If you ask me, the guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate.
Dexter: You think you strong? You'll never be half the man your mamma was.
Otis: It makes me glad I'm not dead!
Ed: Your head hit my golf ball. Then you went sleepy-bye.
Ed: I've always wanted to shave a martian.
Griffen: Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! ASSEMBLE!
Ed: Hey! Wanna see my belly button?
Mr. Wheat: Oh, no! Ahhh! Oh, look at my box. Oh, look what you did.
Troy: Watch your mouth, you pestiferous little maggot.
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Ed: I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.
Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.
Dexter: Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?
Ed: Huh! How do you like me now? I'm a dude throwing ice cream! Yeah! Here's vanilla! Take some chocolate! Yeah! Fudge!
Dexter: I don't even remember what my dad looks like. Ed: I don't remember what my dad looks like either, but at least I get to see him everyday.
Kurt: From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father. Dexter: Kurt must look awfully strange naked.
Otis: I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce. Dexter: Shark poison! Ed: Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?
Dexter: Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot! Ed: Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed. Kurt: Well, Ed, you better watch your butt man! Ed: Okay. Ed: I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.
Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night? Ed: I like to have dinner every night.
Dexter: Ed, I don't know how to say this... Ed: Oh, well, you just go, "Thiiiissssssssssss."
Kurt: You mess with Kurt, and you go in the grinder. Dexter: Okay, now this "grinder" of yours. Is it a real grinder or is it just some kind of metaphor?
Monique: Mm, great corn-dog. Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior? Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.
Dexter: I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before. Ed: Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse. Dexter: What? What are you talking about? Ed: Okay, I give up. Who am I? Dexter: I don't know *who* you are or *where* I've seen you before or *why* you think you're an attractive nurse.
Dexter: So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up? Monique: I thought I'd go home. Dexter: Home? Why? Monique: Well... that's where my stuff is.
Ed: But I don't do deliveries, sir. Mr. Baily: Well, you're doing them for now. I fired O'Malley. Ed: Why? Mr. Baily: Because the boy showed up for work without his pants!
Ed: This is where I come to think... I think. Dexter: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.
Angry Customer: Can I get two Good Burgers? Ed: Sorry, dude, I gotta go get 'em. Customers aren't allowed in back. Angry Customer: Just give me two Good Burgers! Ed: Dude, I can't just *give* you two Good Burgers. you hafta pay for 'em. Angry Customer: All right, that's it! I've had it up to *here* with Good Burger!
Deedee: Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce? Ed: Well, you start off with a little lemon juice and some ketchup... Ed: Um, look Dexter, I like you as a friend and all but... Dexter: No! Listen to me carefully. Ed: Okay. Dexter: Do not tell anyone the recipe to your sauce. Ed: Oh, well first you start off with a little lemon juice and some ketchup... Dexter: *Stop It*! Stop talking. *Never* tell anyone the ingredients of your *sauce*.
Ed: What am I supposed to do? Roxanne: Hello? Ed: Hello! What am I supposed to do?
Ed: You got it! Dexter: Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe!
Ed: You wanna see my secret place? Dexter: That's not what I had in mind.
Dexter: There you are, Ed. Um, can I sit here? Ed: On my lap? Dexter: No, man. I'll just sit down right next to you.
Dexter: How do you expect me to get up there? Ed: Oh, it's easy. You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry, and then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw. Dexter: What is this, American Gladiators?
Ed: And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian. Deedee: Vegetarian. Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur. Deedee: I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Otis: You think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass?
