Jerome Watkins: The computer said I failed that test. The computer made an error. I suggest this time *I pass*. Shoop: You're gonna do well, Jerome... I can feel it.
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Chainsaw: We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.
Chainsaw: Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?
Chainsaw: Tension-breaker. Had to be done.
Dave: This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky.
Shoop: Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.
Pam: So, you're all alone and you like young girls.
Jerome Watkins: The computer said I failed that class. The computer made an error. I suggest this time I pass.
Chainsaw: Tension-breaker. Had to be done.
Chainsaw: We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.
Chainsaw: Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?
Dave: This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky.
Shoop: Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.
Pam: So, you're all alone and you like young girls.
Jerome Watkins: The computer said I failed that class. The computer made an error. I suggest this time I pass.
Chainsaw: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me? Dave: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.
Shoop: Where are my car keys? Chainsaw: There somewhere in this room. Right now you're ice cold.
Principal Kelban: Field trips to the beach, drinking on the beach, a bed in your classroom, a screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1... quite a summer, Mr. Shoop. Shoop: I tried to keep it interesting. Phil Gills: I have his dismissal ready for your signature, sir. Principal Kelban: Before I sign anything, I understand there are some people waiting to speak on Mr. Shoop's behalf. Shoop: Really? Principal Kelban: Come in. Phil Gills: Mr. Kelban, you're not actually going to listen to these delinquents? Principal Kelban: No, I'm going to listen to their parents. I'm Principal Kelban. Is there a spokesperson here? Mr. Gremp: I guess I am. I'm Howard Gremp. Principal Kelban: You're Chainsaw's father. Interesting boy. Mr. Gremp: No, you can say it. He's a lunatic. Chainsaw: Dad... Mr. Gremp: Six weeks ago, I thought he had the IQ of a salad bar. His only interest in life was to make people sick. If my mother came to dinner, he would give the dog a third eye or an extra leg. Because of him, we stopped having kids. You can imagine the feeling when I saw him studying. The wife and I almost burst into tears. Mrs. Frazier: David was doing his homework, too. Mr. Gremp: It makes sense, they share the same brain. Mrs. Green: Not only did Mr. Shoop get my daughter to read, he taught her to drive. Mr. Winchester: He showed Kevin there's more to life than football. I'm not sure I agree, but it's possible.
Phil Gills: Would someone tell me what Mr. Shoop had planned for today? Chainsaw: Group sex. No, that's tomorrow. Today is independent study, right after our mid-morning nap.
Chainsaw: Our next field trip has to be to the beach. Dave: We have to see Annamaria in a bikini. It's very important.
Anna-Maria Mazarelli: So pretty! Chainsaw: Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!
Phil Gills: What is wrong with you people? Dave: It's just like you said Gills! We're psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse!
Shoop: I'm not a real teacher. Vice Principal Phil Gills: That's okay. They aren't real students.
Shoop: You know what we need Wonder Mutt? Shoop: Besides bread. We need a woman that can appreciate what we have to offer.
Shoop: I'm telling you, you gotta try these Pop Tarts. Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop: No thanks, I'm sticking with the Chocodiles.
Jerome Watkins: The computer said I failed that test. The computer made an error. I suggest this time *I pass*. Shoop: You're gonna do well, Jerome... I can feel it.
