Donkey: My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.
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Donkey: My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.
Donkey: My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.
Shrek: Oh, good, you're still open! Bookstore Clerk: No. No. Uh, we're closing now. Merry Christmas! Shrek: Wait! Wait! I need your help. I have to make a Christmas and I have no idea what it is or how to do it. Bookstore Clerk: Why didn't you say so? That's super! I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you: 'Christmas For Village Idiots.'
Donkey: Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready? Shrek: No. Donkey: You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree? Shrek: No! Donkey: Or figgified your pudding? Shrek: Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!
Princess Fiona: I have to go back to the house now. Shrek: I'm surprised we still have a house to go back to.
Princess Fiona: It's beautiful. Shrek: It's passable. Donkey: It's horrible! Usually they just throw toilet paper and run away, but whoever did this means business!
Shrek: T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamprat did creep / As mom and the kids played kazoo in their sleep / The house was a sight that would make an ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / And who should arrive to help this lost cause? / The vile, the foul... and handsome Ogre Claus! Shrek: Hey. How's it going? Shrek: He looked around scratching his beard / and said... and said... Shrek: This is worse than I thought... feared! Shrek: So he adjusted his gut and scrunched up his face / And let out a... Shrek: ... That transformed the place / Seeing that his work was all done / He turned to the kids, and he gave one by one / A bottle of festering swamp juice / And to mom a kiss and a big Christmas goose. Shrek: 325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound. Shrek: And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night!
Shrek: I had everything under control, until they showed up and ruined MY Christmas!
