Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen". Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a ham-bur-ger. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen". Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger! Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen"!
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau: A woman is like a... Is like a... artichoke. You have to do a bit work before you get to her heart.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she's sexy?
It is lovely weather we are having. I hope the weather continues. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ze area is secure.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You are Yuri the trainer who trains.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: My miracle pill for the middle-aged man.
Agent 006: I'm not supposed to be here, remember?
Nicole: I've been looking for you two everywhere. Where the hell have you been?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ooh... that breeze feels good.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: By the end of regulation time the score was tied and the game went into - sudden death.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: The coach of the French team, Yves Gluant, came out for his customary ovation. He raised his fist to the crowd. On it: the Pink Panther diamond. It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: It was a perfect day for a murder. France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: A woman is like a... Is like a... artichoke. You have to do a bit work before you get to her heart.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she's sexy?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You are Yuri the trainer who trains.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: My miracle pill for the middle-aged man.
Agent 006: I'm not supposed to be here, remember?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Newspapers!
Nicole: I've been looking for you two everywhere. Where the hell have you been?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: We need fresh towels in 204.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ooh... that breeze feels good.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Is there anyone with you? Yuri: No. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag? Yuri: No. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Not even a small pair of pumps? Yuri: No. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Who are you? Yuri: I am Yuri, the trainer. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer? Yuri: I train. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: So you are Yuri the trainer who trains.
French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, of course I know that. What else is there? A kitten?
Ponton: You continue to surprise me, inspector. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Get used to it, Ponton. With me, surprises are rarely unexpected.
Cherie: I heard Bizu say: "Oh, it's you." And then there was gunfire. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ponton, go to your databases. I want to interrogate every person in Paris with ze name "You". And Ponton... Inspector Jacques Clouseau: ... don't you find it a bit of a coincidence zat ze body fell perfectly within ze chalk outline on ze floor? Ponton: I think they drew the chalk outline later. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ah! We are dealing with some kind of - mastermind.
Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. Know what that means? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course I do. You are one short of the big time.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Tell me about her. Ponton: I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world. Ponton: What about yourself? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman.
Nicole: Would you like me to stay behind and help you? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole, but I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation. Agreed? Nicole: Yes, I agree. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, lets seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Monsieur Larocque. Larocque: Yes. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Is this vase of great value? Larocque: It is a worthless imitation. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good. Larocque: But that desk was... priceless.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And you are? Ponton: Gilbert Ponton. Detective, second class. I've been assigned to work with you. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And what qualifications do you have for police work? Ponton: My family's done police work in Paris for nine generations. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that? Ponton: We were policemen in the surrounding areas for 200 years. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that? Ponton: Immigrants from various countries in Europe. All involving police work. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: And before that? Ponton: Farmers. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Hmm. So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn.
Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen". Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a ham-bur-ger. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen". Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger! Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen"!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly. Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.
Ponton: Have you ever had a hamburger? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, of course not. It's a disgusting American food.
Nicole: Do you live by yourself, Inspector? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes, I do. Nicole: Do you get lonely? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No, not really. Not since the Internet. Nicole: Well, that takes care of that. And welcome to Paris.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe. Yuri: But I have to go to Asia. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Okay. Do not leave Europe or Asia. Yuri: We have one match in Brazil. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right. Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Why? Xania: Why what? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Why were you being so elusive today? Xania: I was afraid of Larocque. He might be following me. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Larocque? The casino owner? Xania: He sent out word threatening to kill anyone in possession of the Pink Panther. He believes it belongs to him. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: But why would he follow you? Xania: I was in New York to see a diamond cutter. He might draw the wrong conclusion.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You there. Halt. You are Yuri the trainer who trains. Yuri: Yeah, that's right. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I am looking for a dead body. Perhaps you can tell me where it is. Yuri: Oh, yeah. I heard it was in the locker room. You go down the hall, make a right and two lefts. Yuri: You are finding something amusing here? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'll be honest with you. I - I find your accent quite funny. Where are you from? Yuri: From Russia. Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: do-do-do-ba-ba-lo. You need to work on your accent. Yuri: What? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? Yuri: What? What? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? Yuri: What? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I don't have time for this. I have to solve a murder.
Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Now, it's very important that you remain calm and do not turn around. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Remain calm. Do not turn around. Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Oh, my God! The Gas Mask Bandits!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Now, a few hours before the murder, six witnesses saw you repeatedly striking the deceased and screaming-- What was it, Ponton? Ponton: 'I am going to kill you. 'I am going to kill you.'
Deputy Chief Renard: And who is this incompetent? Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Oh, I think I know the perfect man for the job. Find him and bring him to Paris. His name is Clouseau.
