Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.
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Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.
Charlotte Flax: I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!
Charlotte Flax: Sometimes I feel like you're the child and I'm the grown up.
Rachel Flax: Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!
Charlotte Flax: I'll make real sandwiches. Big ones a man can sink his teeth into and use both hands to hold 'em.
Charlotte Flax: Please, God, don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things.
Rachel Flax: Ok, I've had a little scotch... I'm real calm.
Charlotte Flax: OK, Mom, if you want to drive Lou away, that's your business. You want Joe, that's war.
Charlotte Flax: Care to dance, Mrs. Flax? Mrs. Polka Flax?
Kate Flax: Act your age, not your shoe size.
Charlotte Flax: Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior.
Kate Flax: Anything that's hot and not shaped like a star sounds good to me.
Rachel Flax: Charlotte, don't aggravate me, all right? You're starting a new school on Monday and those boots aren't.
It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet.
Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.
Charlotte Flax: I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!
Charlotte Flax: Sometimes I feel like you're the child and I'm the grown up.
Rachel Flax: Charlotte, we're Jewish.
Rachel Flax: Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!
Charlotte Flax: I'll make real sandwiches. Big ones a man can sink his teeth into and use both hands to hold 'em.
Charlotte Flax: Please, God, don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things.
Rachel Flax: Ok, I've had a little scotch... I'm real calm.
Charlotte Flax: Care to dance, Mrs. Flax? Mrs. Polka Flax?
Charlotte Flax: OK, Mom, if you want to drive Lou away, that's your business. You want Joe, that's war.
Kate Flax: Act your age, not your shoe size.
Charlotte Flax: Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior.
Kate Flax: Rachel Flax!
Kate Flax: Hit me, Sergeant!
Charlotte Flax: Now my lips are touching his.
Kate Flax: Anything that's hot and not shaped like a star sounds good to me.
Rachel Flax: Charlotte, don't aggravate me, all right? You're starting a new school on Monday and those boots aren't.
Charlotte Flax: It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet.
Charlotte Flax: I want to stay! Rachel Flax: And do what? Charlotte Flax: Finish high school! Rachel Flax: Great start! What's your major, town tramp? Charlotte Flax: No, Mom, the town already has one.
Lou Landsky: If you care about us, would it kill you to show it? Rachel Flax: "Us"? When did YOU and *my* children become "us"? You're just YOU, Lou - me and the girls, THAT'S "us"! Lou Landsky: I was talking about you and me.
Rachel Flax: Who's that? Charlotte Flax: That's Mr. Crane, my history teacher, and he is very nice. Rachel Flax: *He* is an asshole. Charlotte Flax: You haven't even spoken to him yet! Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I don't need to speak to him. He's driving an Edsel, for Christ's sake.
Rachel Flax: You know, Charlotte, I think you might be old enough for a boyfriend now. Charlotte Flax: If I'm old enough, maybe you're too old. Rachel Flax: Don't be ridiculous. A real woman is never too old.
Rachel Flax: OK, how do I look? Charlotte Flax: Like a woman about to go forth in sin. Rachel Flax: Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for.
Mother Superior: Yes, dear? Charlotte Flax: I desperately wanted to ask her what color her bra was and if she had pure thoughts every second of the day, but...
Kate Flax: Oklahoma was great. I liked living there. Rachel Flax: Yeah, I know, and you'll love living here when you get used to it. Charlotte Flax: Yeah, and when you get used to it, we'll move and everything'll change again.
Joe: Do you want to bait your own hook or do you want me to do it? Charlotte Flax: Mary, mother of God... he still wants to fish?
Rachel Flax: All right, I can tell by my mermaid watch that it's time for me to get in my mermaid car and hit the mermaid road! Kate Flax: And get the mermaid outta here!
Kate Flax: Got anything for sharks and jellyfish? Carrie: What, dear? Rachel Flax: She means body grease. Miss Kate's going to swim the English Channel one day.
Charlotte Flax: Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. Lou Landsky: You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. You know, most women's feet get bigger. Rachel Flax: Only if they marry. Charlotte Flax: Oh, no! Rachel Flax: You know, your feet swell. When you get pregnant, your feet swell. Charlotte Flax: How could she? How could she? Rachel Flax: I know mine got swollen when I was pregnant. Charlotte Flax: Mother, how could you say that? She's a holy vessel!
Charlotte Flax: OK, how do I look? Kate Flax: Like someone drew all over you.
