Bowser: Princess Peach... here we are. Hehe. I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell. Bowser: Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me? Kamek: Oh, yes! Bowser, Kamek: WHAT? Koopa General: We have found the princess and the mustachioed human. He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong Army. Bowser: So, like, Peach was super impressed? Koopa General: It appears so, yes. They are heading towards their secret passage. Bowser: Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh? Two can play at that game.
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Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They're all counting on us.
Lumalee: In an Insane World, the Sane are called Insane.
Princess Peach: Together, we are going to stop that monster!
Kamek: Behold, the King of the Koopas!
Lumalee: In an Insane World, it is the Sane who are called crazy.
Luigi: Haha! Yes! You just got Luigi'd!
Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They're all counting on us.
Donkey Kong: Okay, now you die.
Lumalee: Boooooo!
Cranky Kong: Get your clown claws off of me!
Mario: Oh, come on!
Kamek: Behold, the King of the Koopas!
Princess Peach: Together, we are going to stop that monster!
Donkey Kong: Yes! Fire!
Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They're all counting on us.
Kamek: Behold, the King of the Koopas!
Princess Peach: Together, we are going to stop that monster!
Luigi: Oh, wow! We have hit the big time!
Plumbing customer in commercial: Thank you Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
Cranky Kong: I guess he got the wrong mushroom!
Bowser: What is your name? Luigi: Luigi. Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world. Luigi: Wow, uh... yay. Bowser: But, there's one problem, Luigi: There's a human traveling with my fiancée, has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him? Luigi: No. No! Bowser: Well, a tough one, I see. Maybe, this will get you to talk. Luigi: You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because, I don't! Bowser: Do you know him? Luigi: Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Sometimes, I know him! Yes, I know him! He's my brother Mario, and he's the best guy in the world! Bowser: Do princesses find him attractive? Luigi: They do if they have good taste! Bowser: Get him out of my sight! Bowser: We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me kill his brother!
Bowser: Do princesses find him attractive? Luigi: They do if they have good taste!
Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the blue mushroom! Mario: Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle. Princess Peach: Not bad, mustache. Princess Peach: And Luigi? You're so brave. Luigi: Oh, uh, thanks. It's kinda my thing.
Bowser: I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell. Heh, heh... Bowser: I told you that line wouldn't work! Kamek: You're doing great! Keep going!
Bowser: I finally found it! Bowser: And now NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEE!
Princess Peach: You really thought I'd marry you? Bowser: Kinda! Princess Peach: I'd NEVER marry a monster! Bowser: Then we are breaking up RIGHT NOW!
Toad: Come on, Mario! Mario: Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!
Bowser: This uh, human. Where did he come from? Kamek: We aren't sure. Bowser: Does the princess like him? Kamek: Sire, look in the mirror, you have nothing to worry about. Bowser: I know that. I'm not threatened. Bowser: Find out who he is, and what they're planning! Kamek: I'm on it, sire. May I lift the cover now? Bowser: Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.
Donkey Kong: So this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls. Mario: At least your brother isn't gonna die because of you! Donkey Kong: Least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke! Mario: Yeah well my dad thinks I'm a joke too. Donkey Kong: Yeah, well... Your dad's right! Mario: You know what? I feel bad enough! Just- Just leave me alone! Donkey Kong: I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant! Mario: Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey! Donkey Kong: I... am... more... than a guy... who smashes things!
Mario: I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial! Luigi: That is not a commercial! That is cinema.
Mario: Um... no one panic, but the road is about to end. Cranky Kong: Well then you better step on the gas and buckle up!
Mario: Hey! Leave him alone! Luigi: Mario! Bowser: You just don't know when to quit! Mario: Eh, I've been told that before.
Princess Peach: Thinking about your brother? Mario: We've never been apart this long. Princess Peach: Don't worry. We're going to save him. Mario: You don't seem like you're from here. Princess Peach: I don't know where I'm from. Mario: Really? Princess Peach: Yep. My earliest memory is arriving. Princess Peach: I was so lucky they found me. They took me in, raised me like one of their own, and when I was ready, they made me their princess. Mario: Hey, maybe you're from my world! Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies.
Mario: Lu! Luigi: Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together.
Bowser: What is your name? Luigi: Uh, Luigi. Bowser: Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world. Luigi: Wow, uh... yay. Bowser: But, there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human traveling with my fiancée, has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him? Luigi: No. No! Bowser: Ah, a tough one, I see. Maybe this will get you to talk. Luigi: You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because, I don't. Bowser: DO YOU KNOW HIM? Luigi: Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Yes, I know him! I know him! He's my brother, Mario, and he's the best guy in the world! Bowser: DO PRINCESSES FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE? Luigi: THEY DO IF THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE! Bowser: GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT! Bowser: WE'LL SEE HOW TOUGH THIS MARIO IS WHEN HE WATCHES ME KILL HIS BROTHER!
Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom! Mario: See? Told you I'd get you a pet turtle. Princess Peach: Not bad, mustache. Princess Peach: And Luigi. You're so brave. Luigi: Oh, uh, thanks. Yeah, it's kinda my thing.
Bowser: I finally found it. AND NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Princess Peach: You really thought I'd marry you? Bowser: Kinda. Princess Peach: I'd never marry a monster. Bowser: THEN WE ARE BREAKING UP RIGHT NOW!
Bowser: This uh, human. Where did he come from? Kamek: We aren't sure. Bowser: Does the princess like him? Kamek: Sire, look in the mirror. You have nothing to worry about. Bowser: I know that. I'm not threatened. Bowser: FIND OUT WHO HE IS, AND WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING! Kamek: I'm on it, sire. May I lift the cover? Bowser: Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.
Donkey Kong: So this is the end. Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls. Mario: At least your brother isn't gonna die because of you! Donkey Kong: At least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke! Mario: Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too. Donkey Kong: Yeah, well... Your dad's right! Mario: You know what? I feel bad enough! Just- Just leave me alone! Donkey Kong: I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant! Mario: Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey! Donkey Kong: I... AM... MORE... THAN A GUY... WHO SMASHES THINGS!
Mario: Um... no one panic, but the road is about to end. Cranky Kong: Well, then you better step on the gas and buckle up!
Mario: Hey! Leave him alone! Luigi: Mario? Bowser: You just don't know when to quit! Mario: Yeah, I've been told that before.
Cranky Kong: I guess he got the wrong mushroom.
Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom! Mario: See? Told you I'd get you a pet turtle. Princess Peach: Not bad, mustache. Princess Peach: And Luigi, you're so brave. Luigi: Oh, uh, thanks. Yeah, it's kinda my thing.
Princess Peach: You really thought I'd marry you? Bowser: Kinda. Princess Peach: I'd never marry a monster. Bowser: THEN WE ARE BREAKING UP, RIGHT NOW!
Plumbing customer in commercial: Thank you, Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
Cranky Kong: You did good, kid! Make your pecs dance. You deserve it! Donkey Kong: No time now, definitely later!
Bowser: Hey! You can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am? I am Bow-
Bowser: Princess Peach... here we are. Hehe. I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell. Bowser: Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me? Kamek: Oh, yes! Bowser, Kamek: WHAT? Koopa General: We have found the princess and the mustachioed human. He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong Army. Bowser: So, like, Peach was super impressed? Koopa General: It appears so, yes. They are heading towards their secret passage. Bowser: Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh? Two can play at that game.
