Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
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Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Brick Tamland: Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.
Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
Ron Burgundy: This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy: You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my stomach's itchy.
Title card: The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
Ron Burgundy: You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Zoo Keeper: Excuse me... is that 'sex panther' you're wearing?
Ron Burgundy: Don't you know I would never say fuck! *Fuck*!
Spanish Anchor: Tonight's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood.
Ron Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision.
Ron Burgundy: Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Brian Fantana: Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
Ron Burgundy: Don't act like you're not impressed.
Ed Harken: Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Champ Kind: What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.
Ron Burgundy: You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Ron Burgundy: The human torch was denied a bank loan.
Ron Burgundy: Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe.
Ron Burgundy: It's all right, my sweet chinchilla.
Custodian: This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, My sweet Brick. Brick, come hug me! I know you want to.
Wes Mantooth: What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on.
Ron Burgundy: Little Ham 'n Eggs comin' at ya, hold on people hope ya got your griddles...
Ed Harken: Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.
Wes Mantooth: Today we spell "redemption"... R-O-N.
Veronica Corningstone: Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
Bill Lawson: Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.
Ron Burgundy: I'm on right now?... I don't believe you.
Angry Biker: You've just destroyed the only thing I've ever loved. All right, there it is. What do *you* love?
Ron Burgundy: I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
Bill Lawson: Brick Tamland is married with 11 children and is one of the top political advisors to the Bush White House.
Ron Burgundy: For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people.
Frank Vitchard: Frank Vitchard: Aw, c'mon! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.
Ron Burgundy: Uh-oh. She pointed to her boobies.
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, Planet Earth.
Ron Burgundy: The arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.
Champ Kind: He's standing in the middle of the baseline saying, "You gotta take home plate from me!" So there I go head first...
Public TV News Anchor: Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.
Frank Vitchard: We've talked about this, Ron. A dog cannot be a gentleman!
Ron Burgundy: I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.
Brick Tamland: People like me because I'm quiet and well mannered. Years from now a Doctor will tell me that I'm retarded.
Ron Burgundy: Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
Wes Mantooth: I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.
Wes Mantooth: I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Brick Tamland: Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.
Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy: You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my stomach's itchy.
Title card: The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
Brick Tamland: You're not Ron...
Zoo Keeper: Excuse me... is that 'sex panther' you're wearing?
Ron Burgundy: You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Ron Burgundy: This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity? Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica Corningstone: Really. Ron Burgundy: People know me. Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm. Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion. Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends. Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace. Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion. Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.
Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! Ron Burgundy: Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.
Garth Holliday: You were my hero Ron! Why'd you have to say that? You come out with stink like that. Garth Holliday: Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth! Ron Burgundy: Garth, if I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?
Ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love! Ron Burgundy: Did I say that loud? Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me. Ron Burgundy: What are you doing? Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke. Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy: What did you say? Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop... Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica? Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick? Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me? Brick Tamland: The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick Tamland: That's it. Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did. Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants. Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants? Ian: No, Brick. Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go. Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.
Ron Burgundy: Good night, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego. Ed Harken: What in the name of? No! Ron Burgundy: Sharp broadcast all of you. Great show, especially from you on the floor. A lot of hustle. I liked that. Ed Harken: Ron, I've got to fire you. Ron Burgundy: Ed, I've got to fire you. Ed Harken: Do you even know what you just said? Ron Burgundy: Great Odin's raven! Veronica, she put that in the teleprompter. Ed Harken: You're probably right, but I've got to fire you.
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian? Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk! Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection. Ron Burgundy: Really? Ron Burgundy: Yes, I do. Um... I'm sorry, it's... It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pant's that it's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the... The pants store. Well, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Ron Burgundy: Nothing to look at! Get back to work everyone! Don't act like you're not impressed!
