深痛導賞團

Benji Kaplan: How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? They fuckin' locked the windows. It's like a goddamn police state. David Kaplan: Yo, man, I think I might just wanna crash. We've been up for like twenty-four hours. Benji Kaplan: Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. This is our first night together in fuckin' years. David Kaplan: I don't know. I'm exhausted, I haven't showered... Benji Kaplan: You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep. David Kaplan: Is it the kind that helps you sleep? Benji Kaplan: No, it's the other kind. David Kaplan: Come on. Benji Kaplan: Dude. David Kaplan: What? Benji Kaplan: Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face. Like, floss your butt, do whatever it is you gotta do to feel like you. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint, and we'll go to the roof, okay?