Reuben Tishkoff: This? You couldn't see *this*?
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Reuben Tishkoff: This? You couldn't see *this*?
Saul Bloom: You're all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce.
Danny Ocean: That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
Reuben Tishkoff: Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Roman Nagel: And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!
Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
Terry Benedict: Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.
Frank Catton: Let me break it down for you like a fraction.
Bruce Willis: You'd better call the rice paddy.
Reuben Tishkoff: Terry, I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes.
Basher Tarr: It's gonna get out, then we'll be dead, and no one will want to work with us.
Danny Ocean: You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives so you can play out a game. You're gonna regret it.
Livingston Dell: So, how'd it go?
Saul Bloom: You're all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce.
Danny Ocean: That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
Reuben Tishkoff: Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
Roman Nagel: And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!
Terry Benedict: Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.
Frank Catton: Let me break it down for you like a fraction.
Bruce Willis: You'd better call the rice paddy.
Reuben Tishkoff: This? You couldn't see *this*?
Danny Ocean: That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
Reuben Tishkoff: Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
Terry Benedict: Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.
Tess Ocean: How is this going to get Danny out? Linus Caldwell: We need someone famous. Tess Ocean: Why didn't you get someone famous? Linus Caldwell: Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral. Tess Ocean: She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral. Linus Caldwell: 'I'. 'I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral'! Just protect your fake baby!
Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know. Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man. Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are. Virgil Malloy: I have feelings. Turk Malloy: No, you don't. Virgil Malloy: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do? Turk Malloy: Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it. Virgil Malloy: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men? Danny Ocean: Rusty's not 50 years old. Turk Malloy: Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you? Basher Tarr: Yeah. Danny Ocean: Really? Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
Reuben Tishkoff: I can handle Saul's share. Danny Ocean: You don't have to do that. Reuben Tishkoff: Who would I talk to if you're all dead? Danny Ocean: That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing? Yen: Rusty Ryan: Yeah, but it's a nice place. Livingston Dell: So that comes to? Reuben Tishkoff: 97, give or take. Rusty Ryan: He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him. Reuben Tishkoff: Another thief. Linus Caldwell: Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one. Danny Ocean: What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job. Linus Caldwell: Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country. Danny Ocean: So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to... Rusty Ryan: We're on the 5: 00. Danny Ocean: Good. We're we going? Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam. Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go. Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam. Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.
Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air? Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then. Virgil Malloy: What does that mean? Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
Linus Caldwell: So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy! Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy? Linus Caldwell: Yeah! Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son. Basher Tarr: He's mad. It's madness. Turk Malloy: Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short. Linus Caldwell: No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta! Basher Tarr: You might be right. Make the call.
Reuben Tishkoff: Frank come on let me in. Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door? Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.
Virgil Malloy: Virgil Malloy: All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam. Virgil Malloy: And everyone else who's just been great in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you.
Reuben Tishkoff: Who's the guy on the $100 bill? Linus Caldwell: Adams. Danny Ocean: John Travolta. Reuben Tishkoff: Yeah, he said every problem is an opportunity in disguise.
Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus? Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia. Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.
Shop Owner: What is it - a special occasion? Danny Ocean: It's our second third anniversary.
Reuben Tishkoff: If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved. Terry Benedict: You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.
Danny Ocean: So how much do we all owe, each? Reuben Tishkoff: $17.34 million. Assuming Benedict gives us Prime Plus One, which I doubt. Figure 19 to be safe.
Museum Director: The moment that she doesn't talk to you in the restaurant, I knew. Bruce Willis: Your friends didn't tell you? Museum Director: No. Bruce Willis: That's when you figured it out? Museum Director: Yeah, but the movie was still enjoyable for me. Bruce Willis: Thanks. Bruce Willis: If everybody's so freaking smart, how come the movie did $675 million worldwide, theatrical.
