Bertram Pincus: Dr. Prashar - you're from a... scary country, right? Dr. Prashar: ...I'm from India... Bertram Pincus: But, you're not... Christian, like us? Dr. Prashar: ...I'm a Hindu... Bertram Pincus: Yeah. So, um, how would you extract information from a hostile? Dr. Prashar: Well... as a... Hindu person... I would just... ask him... politely...
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Bertram Pincus: Only floss the teeth that you want to keep.
Bertram Pincus: All work and no play makes Jack- a vital member of society.
Bertram Pincus: We live alone, and then we die alone. And apparently, we stay alone.
Frank Herlihy: Everybody needs something done and you're the only person who can see or hear us.
Dr. Prashar: Dr Pincus. At some point in your life you're going to have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question: "This business of being *such* a fucking *prick*... What is it really getting me?"
Bertram Pincus: Shoes. Your shoes are - comfortable?
Receptionist: Okay, my opinion is that you didn't make sense just now.
Bertram Pincus: You can trust me. I'm a dentist.
Frank Herlihy: I got to tell you, nobody was more excited than the naked guy.
Bertram Pincus: Only floss the teeth that you want to keep.
Bertram Pincus: All work and no play makes Jack- a vital member of society.
Bertram Pincus: We live alone, and then we die alone. And apparently, we stay alone.
Dr. Prashar: Dr Pincus. At some point in your life you're going to have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question: "This business of being *such* a fucking *prick*... What is it really getting me?"
Bertram Pincus: Shoes. Your shoes are - comfortable?
Receptionist: Okay, my opinion is that you didn't make sense just now.
Bertram Pincus: You can trust me. I'm a dentist.
Frank Herlihy: I got to tell you, nobody was more excited than the naked guy.
Frank Herlihy: Everybody needs something done and you're the only person who can see or hear us.
Dr. Prashar: Dr Pincus. At some point in your life you're going to have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question: "This business of being *such* a fucking *prick*... What is it really getting me?"
Bertram Pincus: Shoes. Your shoes are - comfortable?
Receptionist: Okay, my opinion is that you didn't make sense just now.
Nurse: Come back soon. Bertram Pincus: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.
Dr. Prashar: Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life, you're gonna have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question. Dr. Prashar: "This business of... being such a fucking prick, what is it really getting me?" Huh?
Admitting Nurse: When was the last time you ate? Bertram Pincus: A pertinent question at last. Yesterday, lunchtime. Thanks for asking. I had a tuna sandwich. Toast was soggy, but... Admitting Nurse: Did you drink the laxative solution? Bertram Pincus: Yes. Admitting Nurse: Did it work? Bertram Pincus: It was as advertised. Admitting Nurse: Did you evacuate your bowls? Bertram Pincus: I drank copious amounts of drain-cleaning fluid. What followed was fait accompli. Admitting Nurse: Sir, what I'm asking is if you were... Bertram Pincus: I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again. It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos,the running and the screaming, okay? Admitting Nurse: Fine with me. Bertram Pincus: Good. Bertram Pincus: Gross invasion of my privacy, this.
Bertram Pincus: Did anything usual happen during my operation? Surgeon: You... uh... died for seven minutes. Bertram Pincus: I died! For seven minutes! Surgeon: We brought you right back. People die all the time. Bertram Pincus: Yeah, but it's usually just once... at the end.
Gwen: You don't like crowds? Bertram Pincus: It's not so much the crowd, as the individuals within the crowd.
Bertram Pincus: When did you get your horse? Gwen: A couple of months ago. I found him at this shelter in Long Island. They were gonna put him down. Bertram Pincus: Then they lost their nerve, did they?
Bertram Pincus: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that? Gwen: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
Bertram Pincus: Dr. Prashar - you're from a... scary country, right? Dr. Prashar: ...I'm from India... Bertram Pincus: But, you're not... Christian, like us? Dr. Prashar: ...I'm a Hindu... Bertram Pincus: Yeah. So, um, how would you extract information from a hostile? Dr. Prashar: Well... as a... Hindu person... I would just... ask him... politely...
Frank Herlihy: You're a sad little man. Bertram Pincus: And you're a lying, bigamist, corpse. Frank Herlihy: No, no, I'm not a bigamist. I'm an adulterer. It's a whole different thing.
Frank Herlihy: What's with the doom and gloom? It's goin' good. You're weaseling your way right in there. This is gonna work. Bertram Pincus: This Richard fellow. I just... I think Gwen really loves him. You know, he's a human rights lawyer. Frank Herlihy: Hey, when the devil shows up, you think he's gonna have little red horns and carry a pitchfork? No, he's gonna work for Amnesty International, and he's gonna give all his money to the homeless. Bertram Pincus: Well, if he did all that, wouldn't he lose the title "the devil"? Frank Herlihy: You know what I mean. Pincus, I got better things to do with my time. I wouldn't just be hanging out here. Bertram Pincus: What exactly is your problem with Richard?
Bertram Pincus: Invasion of my privacy, that's what it is. Admitting Nurse: Wait'll they get you in the back.
Gwen: You don't like crowds? Bertram Pincus: It's not so much the crowd as the individuals in the crowd I don't like.
Bertram Pincus: I was dead and now they brought me back. I can... I can... Frank Herlihy: The dead have a lot of unfinished business, which is why we're still here.
Bertram Pincus: Look at Pepi. Okay, they buried him with everything a dead guy doesn't need. Household pets, money. They even put his penis in a big jar. Why would they do that? Gwen: But you saw that penis. It wouldn't have fit in a little jar. Bertram Pincus: No, not why did they put it in a big - why'd they put it in a jar at all?
Bertram Pincus: Oh, God. I can see why he was King. Gwen: You okay? Bertram Pincus: Yeah. I've got to get used to looking down at a shriveled, old penis, eventually. Oh, geez. I see he died happy. Gwen: That's it. That's enough. Bertram Pincus: He must have had *huge* hands.
Frank Herlihy: I'm just thinking, in the smock, better not. Bertram Pincus: Yes. I came straight from work. Frank Herlihy: Okay. Bertram Pincus: I'm a dentist. This is what we wear. Yeah. Yeah. This is how we do it, baby.
Admitting Nurse: When was the last time you ate? Bertram Pincus: A pertinent question at last. Yesterday, lunchtime. Thanks for asking. I had a tuna sandwich. Toast was soggy, but... Admitting Nurse: Did you drink the laxative solution? Bertram Pincus: Yes. Admitting Nurse: Did it work? Bertram Pincus: It was as advertised. Admitting Nurse: Did you evacuate your bowels? Bertram Pincus: I drank copious amounts of drain-cleaning fluid. What followed was fait accompli. Admitting Nurse: Sir, what I'm asking is if you were... Bertram Pincus: I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again. It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos,the running and the screaming, okay? Admitting Nurse: Fine with me. Bertram Pincus: Good. Gross invasion of my privacy, this. Admitting Nurse: Wait till they get you in the back.
Frank Herlihy: Hey, let me ask you a question. You a real estate broker or a professional fucking idiot?
Frank Herlihy: Well, it's not exactly a love nest if my wife's there picking out the goddamned curtains, is it?
Bertram Pincus: Sorry, you babbling idiots, can we talk about my bowels? Wouldn't that be a good idea?
Bertram Pincus: Yes or no? Did anything unusual happen during my procedure? Surgeon: Yeah. Bertram Pincus: What? Surgeon: No! Bertram Pincus: You said "yes" first. Surgeon: "No" - is what I ended with. "Yes, no" - means no.
Surgeon: What kind of side effects? Bertram Pincus: Hallucinations. Surgeon: Visual or aural? Bertram Pincus: Both. And really vivid, really realistic, weird, I mean, that's not normal. Surgeon: Well, you know. What's normal, you know? Really. Bertram Pincus: Not having hallucinations, I'd have thought.
Bertram Pincus: You can take your BlackBerry with you? Frank Herlihy: I guess. Bertram Pincus: What, have you got a signal? Frank Herlihy: Well, not yet, but I keep trying. Bertram Pincus: Not yet? Frank Herlihy: Thank goodness I downloaded Tetris before I went.
Frank Herlihy: What about your ass feelings? Bertram Pincus: Don't actually say "ass feelings." I knew what you meant with that.
Bertram Pincus: I despise cats. What sort of men waste their affection on a cat? Pathetic.
