Sam Carpenter: Looks like you're down another brother.
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Mindy Meeks-Martin: Not every movie needs a post credits scene.
Sam Carpenter: Looks like you're down another brother.
Mindy Meeks-Martin: I got it wrong again. Fuck this franchise!
The Voice: Strange that you and I have never spoken on the phone. This is long overdue.
The Voice: Who gives a fuck about movies?
Sam Carpenter: My father was a murderer, and I'm better than that. But you did fuck with our family, so...
Kirby Reed: Saw that in a scary movie once.
Quinn Bailey: Do you know how easy it is to convince the world to believe the worst in people rather than the best?
Sam Carpenter: Always gotta shoot 'em in the head.
Mindy Meeks-Martin: Not every movie needs a post credits scene.
Mindy Meeks-Martin: I got it wrong again. Fuck this franchise!
Sam Carpenter: Looks like you're down another brother.
The Voice: Strange that you and I have never spoken on the phone. This is long overdue.
The Voice: Who gives a fuck about movies?
Kirby Reed: Saw that in a scary movie once.
Quinn Bailey: Do you know how easy it is to convince the world to believe the worst in people rather than the best?
Mindy Meeks-Martin: Fuck this franchise.
Sam Carpenter: Always gotta shoot 'em in the head.
Sam Carpenter: Looks like you're down another brother.
The Voice: Strange that you and I have never spoken on the phone. This is long overdue.
Sam Carpenter: My father was a murderer, and I'm better than that. But you did fuck with our family, so...
Kirby Reed: Saw that in a scary movie once.
Sam Carpenter: Always gotta shoot 'em in the head.
Detective Bailey: Of course its me and franklin I expected better from the two of you
Jason Carvey: We have to finish the movie. The Voice: Who gives a fuck about movies!
The Voice: Hello Detective Bailey. I've got one question for you. Detective Bailey: Oh yeah, what's that? The Voice: What's your favorite scary movie? Detective Bailey: Favorite scary movie? The Voice: I'm asking because you're in one now. You're in my movie. Detective Bailey: Oh, I see you've put on your true face. Your birthright. Poetic that you're gonna die in it. The Voice: This is what you wanted, isn't it? Detective Bailey: Now you know the truth, huh? Murderers in your blood. Stop fuckin' and show yourself! The Voice: Be careful, what you wish for. Detective Bailey: All right, I'm a fuckin' police officer, how do you think this is going to go, Sam? Who do you think they're going to believe, huh? The Voice: Probably the one who's still alive.
Sam Carpenter: I'm gonna need this. Kirby Reed: Fuck him up! Ethan Landry: What are you going to do about it, bitch?
Sam Carpenter: What happens next? What, after you're done with us, what, you just disappear? Detective Bailey: No, we gotta hurry over to the hospital and make sure Mindy and Gale don't pull through, because EVERYBODY DIES, SAM! Everyone who had anything to do with the death of my son! SUFFERS AND DIES! Now, put on the mask. Sam Carpenter: He was... he was so pathetic. Detective Bailey: That's not true! Sam Carpenter: Yeah, your son. He was a man-baby, who made his girlfriend do all the killing. Detective Bailey: He was a strong, feral young man! Sam Carpenter: He was a limp dick little f-ck, who cried, before I slit his throat.
Gale Weathers: Hello? The Voice: Let's play a game. Gale Weathers: You know, you're like the tenth guy to try this, right? It never works out for the dipshit in the mask. The Voice: Maybe. But there's never been one like me, Gale. I'm something different.
Jason Carvey: I'm sorry, okay? I just got massive blue balls. I had to practice. Please don't be mad... How mad are you? The Voice: Oh... I'm not mad, Jason. Jason Carvey: Dude... We said we wouldn't use the voice on each other. The Voice: We said a lot of things. Jason Carvey: This is Greg, right? The Voice: Who else would it be? Jason Carvey: Where are you? I wanna tell you about it. By the way, we should go to the frat party. Tara's there. The Voice: What was it like? Jason Carvey: Not on the phone, man. And seriously... turn off the fucking voice modulator. The Voice: I'm just trying to get the voice right, you got to have your practice, I get mine. Just tell me, what it felt like. And then maybe I'll come out. Jason Carvey: Dude, I know you're not here... The Voice: Humor me. Jason Carvey: Alright, fine. It was even better than we could have imagined. And when the knife, went in her, it's like... she wasn't a human anymore. Just an animal. And everytime when I went in, she was less... Less human... And then? She was... just meat. The Voice: But she wasn't just meat, Jason... She was a person, our film professor. Jason Carvey: Yeah, well... Fuck her. The Voice: Let's play a game. Jason Carvey: Ah, shit... The Voice: You know "warmer colder"? Come on, find me, and then we're going to gut the Carpenter sisters. Jason Carvey: Are you using the fucking cameras? The Voice: Yeah, the cameras. And at the moment, you're very, very cold. Jason Carvey: Alright douchebag... Let's play. The Voice: COLD. The Voice: Heating up... Warm... The Voice: Warmer... Jason Carvey: Alright, you know what? This is stupid... I'm gonna hang up now. The Voice: But you're getting warmer. The Voice: Colder. Jason Carvey: Ah! What the f-ck? The Voice: Do you feel like an animal, Jason? The Voice: Like... Meat? Jason Carvey: But, we have to finish the movie... The Voice: WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MOVIES?
Ethan Landry: Um... Why am I here exactly? My alibi checks out. Chad Meeks-Martin: So I can keep an eye on you, roommate.
Kirby Reed: The T.V. that killed Stu Macher. Mindy Meeks-Martin: If you believe he's dead. Kirby Reed: I hear you're a horror fan. Mindy Meeks-Martin: It's been said. Kirby Reed: Mm-hmm. Best "Nightmare on Elm Street". Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: The original. Kirby Reed: Best "Friday the 13th"? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Part 2. Kirby Reed: The Final Chapter. Kirby Reed: Had a crush on Corey Feldman. Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay. Respect. "Psycho II" is... Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: --underrated. Kirby Reed: Candyman. Original or Requel? Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: Both! Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay. Okay. Game recognized game.
Gale Weathers: Hey! You okay? I came as soon as I heard. Sam Carpenter: Gale, I swear to God! Gale Weathers: No! Truce, okay? I'm here for whatever you need. Sam Carpenter: Okay, nice try. Gale Weathers: Really, I am. Fine, off the record, okay? Sam Carpenter: Okay. Thank you. Tara Carpenter: Um... sorry I punched you. Gale Weathers: No, you're not. Tara Carpenter: I'm not. Gale Weathers: You're the cop, right? Gale Weathers: I did some digging on your first two victims and I found something. I know where the masks are coming from. Detective Bailey: Show me. Kirby Reed: Ladies. Gale Weathers: Kirby? Kirby Reed: Gale! Sam Carpenter: She's with the FBI Gale Weathers: She's a child. When did they start letting children into the FBI? Kirby Reed: I'm 30. Gale Weathers: Well, you look like a zygote. Kirby Reed: I have a gun, Gale. Gale Weathers: Fine. You're gonna want to see this, too.
Kirby Reed: The T.V. that killed Stu Macher. Mindy Meeks-Martin: If you believe he's dead. Kirby Reed: I hear you're a horror fan. Mindy Meeks-Martin: It's been said. Kirby Reed: Mm-hmm. Best "Nightmare on Elm Street". Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: The original. Kirby Reed: Best "Friday the 13th"? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Part 2. Kirby Reed: The Final Chapter. Kirby Reed: Had a crush on Corey Feldman. Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay. Respect. "Psycho II" is... Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: --underrated. Kirby Reed: Candyman. The Original or Requel? Kirby Reed, Mindy Meeks-Martin: Both! Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay. Okay. Game recognized game.
Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay, nerds. Listen up. As terrifying as this all is, I'm actually glad I get a chance to redeem myself for not... calling the killers last time. Yep. It's fine. Okay. The way I see it, Someone is out to make a sequel to the requel. Anika Kayoko: Um... what's a requel? Mindy Meeks-Martin: You're beautiful, sweetie. Let's hold questions till the end. Sam Carpenter: Stab 1 took place in Woodsboro. Stab 2 took place in college. Tara Carpenter: So, do we think that the killer is trying to copy the movies? Mindy Meeks-Martin: That is one possibility. Heroes now in college: check. Suspicious new characters brought in to round out the suspect list and or body count: check, check, and check. Ethan Landry: I don't like this. Mindy Meeks-Martin: It can't just be about Stab 2. Tara Carpenter: Why not? Mindy Meeks-Martin: It would make sense if this were just a sequel. But we're not in a sequel because nobody just makes sequels anymore. We're in a franchise and there are certain rules to a continuing franchise. Sam Carpenter: I had a feeling. Mindy Meeks-Martin: Rule number one: Everything is bigger than last time. Bigger budget, bigger cast, bigger body count, longer chases, shootouts, beheadings. You gotta top what came before to keep people coming back. Chad Meeks-Martin: Beheadings? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Beheadings. Rule two: Whatever happened last time, expect the opposite. Franchises only survive by subverting expectations. If the killers last time were whiny, snowflake film nerds with letterboxed accounts instead of personalities, you can bet the opposite will be true here. And rule three: No one is safe. Legacy characters? Cannon fodder at this point, usually brought back only to be killed off in some cheap bid for nostalgia. It's not looking too good for Gale and Kirby. Oh, and that's not even the worse part. Chad Meeks-Martin: Oh, this is the part where she tells us the worst part. Mindy Meeks-Martin: The worst part is franchises are just continuing episodic installments designed to boost an IP, which means main characters are expendable now, too. Laurie Strode. Nancy Thompson. Ellen Ripley. Sally Hardesty. Jigsaw. Tony Stark. James Bond. I mean, even Luke Skywalker all died so their franchises would live on. That means it's not just the friend group. Any of us could go at any time... especially Sam and Tara. Ethan Landry: Wait, wait. Any of us? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Yeah. Ethan Landry: This. Am...? Am I in the friend group? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Yeah. Ethan Landry: Am I like one of the targets? Am I gonna die a virgin? Mindy Meeks-Martin: That was a weird overshare. But it brings us to our current suspects. Ethan. The shy, dorky guy, who no one suspects because he's so shy and dorky. Ethan Landry: Okay, wait. Why am I on the suspect list? Because I'm, randomly, Chad's roommate? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Roommate lotteries can be juked. You could've fixed it to get next to us. Quinn. The slutty roommate, a horror movie... classic. Quinn Bailey: Sex Positive, but... thank you? Mindy Meeks-Martin: Mm-hmm. Um, how did you come to live with Sam and Tara? Quinn Bailey: I answered their add online. Mindy Meeks-Martin: Okay. Say no more, you already implicated yourself enough! Tara Carpenter: It was an anonymous ad, Mindy. And you know we've vetted her. Plus, her Dad is a cop. Mindy Meeks-Martin: And that makes it more likely that she's the killer because having a cop Dad is a great cover. Do you not remember how these movies work, Tara? Quinn Bailey: She always like this? Mindy Meeks-Martin: And, finally... Anika. Mindy Meeks-Martin: Never trust the love interest. Sam Carpenter: Okay. So, we have our rules and we have our suspects. Ethan Landry: Wait, wait, wait. What about you guys? Mindy Meeks-Martin: I mean, it's pretty safe to rule out the four of us, who went through this last year in Woodsboro. Chad Meeks-Martin: Agreed. Quinn Bailey: Um... Not agreed. What if the trauma you all went through caused one or more of you to snap? Ethan Landry: Yeah, and the fame you got from the killings made you thirsty for more. I mean, let's be honest here. Some of the theories online about Sam are... Tara Carpenter: Don't you fucking dare! Anika Kayoko: Okay, she's right, though. I mean, face facts. If we're all suspects, you're all suspects.
