Will Stronghold: You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.
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Will Stronghold: You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.
Principal Powers: There is no smoking on school grounds. Or freezing, or bursting into flames.
Mr. Boy: Do you remember when we used to play this with *real* citizens?
Layla: You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.
Principal Powers: Once again the cafeteria staff would like to remind the sidekicks to *stop* ordering hero sandwiches.
Zach: Uh, when do we get to pick our names and costumes? Because I call dibs on Zach-attack.
Carbon Copy Kid: Just messin with ya, Sidekick.
Will Stronghold: You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.
Principal Powers: There is no smoking on school grounds. Or freezing, or bursting into flames.
Layla: You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.
Zach: Uh, when do we get to pick our names and costumes? Because I call dibs on Zach-attack.
Mr. Boy: Do you remember when we used to play this with *real* citizens?
Principal Powers: Once again the cafeteria staff would like to remind the sidekicks to *stop* ordering hero sandwiches.
Principal Powers: What a waste. I can't do anything more to help you. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know. Gwen: I went through puberty twice - for *this*?
Layla: What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair. Will Stronghold: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
Warren Peace: To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart. Layla: Wow, that is really deep! Warren Peace: Yeah. And your lucky numbers are... 4, 16, 5... and 49.
Warren Peace: Did you want me to heat that up for you? Layla: We're not supposed to use our powers outside of school! Warren Peace: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.
Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind. Will Stronghold: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff. Mr. Medulla: Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Gwen: Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go. Will Stronghold: No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen. Gwen: You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? *You* do not dump *me*! Not the night before the dance! Will Stronghold: Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just *did*! You're dumped!
Ron Wilson - Bus Driver: There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson - Bus Driver. Ron Wilson - Bus Driver: And I'm Ron Wilson - Bus Driver.
Layla: Hi, Warren. Warren Peace: Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay? Layla: Funny. No, but, seriously, you're never gonna believe what happened. I was about to ask Will to homecoming when, wouldn't you know it, I said I was going with you instead. Warren Peace: I don't remember that being the plan.
Gwen: I take you back, my dear Commander, to your senior year at Sky High, a time before anyone knew what a Technopath was. So, a brilliant, but misunderstood girl named Sue Tenny was written off as a science geek and stuck in sidekick class. She hatched a plan, so daring, so visionary, to start her own super villain academy and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains. But first, she had to destroy the very institution that dared to spurn her genius! And now, so many years later, that plan is complete. My only regret: This may be the finest super-villian speech ever given - and you don't even know what I'm saying! Will Stronghold: But I do. Will Stronghold: Look, I'm sorry that my parents destroyed your mom. Now put my dad down. Gwen: No one could defeat Royal Pain. When the Pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed. I was merely turned into a baby. Stitches took me in and raised me as his daughter. Stitches: Daddy's little girl! HAHAHAHA! Gwen: I told you never to CALL ME THAT! Lunatic! Gwen: That's right, Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME! Will Stronghold: Oh my god, I made out with an old lady.
Layla: When life gives you lemons... Will Stronghold: Make apple juice? Layla: I can't make lemons! I don't know what it is.
Steve: Son, I'm only going to ask you this. Will Stronghold: Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this. Steve: All right. That's good enough for me. Hmm? Josie: Steve, I've got half a mind not to let him go to homecoming! Will Stronghold: That's fine; I'm not going anyway. Steve: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Your mom said she had "half a mind"! Will, you have to go to the homecoming dance. We all have to because we're introducing the Stronghold Three, the greatest family of superheroes mankind has ever known. Josie: Did something happen, Will? Will Stronghold: I don't wanna talk about it. Steve: Yeah, well, we're gonna talk about it because... we promised Gwen we'd go to the dance! And when a Stronghold makes a promise son, that promise is kept! Will Stronghold: I promise you, Dad, I'm not going to homecoming.
Will Stronghold: Alright, look. Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. What do you say? Warren Peace: I say if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive.
Principal Powers: In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin. Will Stronghold: Power Placement? Layla: Sounds fascist. Ethan: Power Placement. It's how they decide where you go. Magenta: The hero track or the loser track. Will Stronghold: There - there's a loser track? Ethan: I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support."
Will Stronghold: Okay, am I crazy, or is that guy really looking at me? Zach: Dude. Will Stronghold: What? Zach: That's Warren Peace Layla: *That's* Warren Peace? Zach: Yeah. Layla: I've heard about him. His mom's a hero and his dad's a supervillain. Baron Battle. Will Stronghold: So where do I come in? Ethan: You're dad busted his dad. Quadruple life sentence. Magenta: No chance of parole 'til after his third life. Will Stronghold: That's great. It's my first day at Sky High, and I already have an archenemy. Hmm. Is he still lookin'? Layla: No. Will Stronghold: No? Layla: No. Will Stronghold: I thought you said he wasn't looking.
Will Stronghold: How was your summer? Zach: To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.
