Boy #5: OK, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
出自電影《3人愛過界》 的經典對白。
更多3人愛過界的經典對白
Girl #1: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!
Ollie: "Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.
Maya: Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.
Ollie: George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ollie: Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!
Hey! You're the lady from the video store. Ollie: Let's not use that term too loosely, okay? Go back and watch your video.
Bart: Try acting like a father, shit-head.
Boy #5: OK, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
Maya: Man cannot live on porn alone.
Girl #1: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!
Ollie: "Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.
Maya: Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.
Ollie: George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ollie: Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!
Bart: Try acting like a father, shit-head.
Boy #5: OK, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
Maya: Man cannot live on porn alone.
Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish YOU died, not MOMMY! Ollie: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
Ollie: Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend? Maya: Why don't you go get yourself a girlfriend? Ollie: I spend all day working and spend all night with my kid. Maya: So you would rather spend time with your daughter than get laid? Ollie: Yeah. Maya: That's sweet. I'm kind of crushing on you, Trinke.
Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again? Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.
Gertie: Thank you, Daddy. Ollie: Anything for you, Gert. You know why? Gertie: Why? Ollie: 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.
Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore! Gertrude Steiney: OK. You can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.
Bart: If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling. Ollie: Gertie can't see anything, Dad. She's dead. Bart: That's right, she is. But you ain't. And neither is that kid.
Gertie: Hey! You're the lady from the video store. Ollie: Let's not use that term too loosely, okay? Go back and watch your video.
Will Smith: 'Ey, you Brickman? Ollie: No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.
Ollie: Where are we going? Maya: To your place, we're going to have some sex.
