Andre Allen: Hammy time!
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Andre Allen: Hammy time!
Andre Allen: A lot of people don't like dates. It's like, "I hate dating. I hate dating." Andre Allen: I like dates. Dates are cool. Andre Allen: 'Cause a date means someone is considering fucking you. Andre Allen: They have to, like, ponder it. It's just... Andre Allen: Anybody you can eat with, you might have a chance of fucking. Andre Allen: So, and they're just pondering fucking you. Andre Allen: They're weighing it in their head. They're going... Andre Allen: Girls are going, "His dick, my mouth. I wonder." Andre Allen: And even if it doesn't happen, you just feel... I feel good. Andre Allen: I mean, any day somebody thinks about fucking you is a good day.
Andre Allen: You coming to the party right? Carl: Some people got to work. I'll tell you what. I'll come to your next bachelor party. Andre Allen: That's not funny man. Carl: Tell me somethin'. Your next wife, she gonna be white or she gonna be asian? Andre Allen: It's still not funny man. Carl: Oh, it's only funny when you say mean shit. Right?
Andre Allen: When I listen to satellite radio, I listen to Sirius hits One. XM Employee: That's good, but just, just make it a little funnier. Andre Allen: Funnier? XM Employee: Put a little stank on it. Andre Allen: Stank? XM Employee: Nice and funny, go. Andre Allen: What's up, motherfuckers? This is motherfucking Andre Allen! When I listen to satellite radio, or scratch my nuts, that is, I listen to Sirius motherfucking 101... bee-otch! XM Employee: First take was good. I was wrong on the stank, though.
