The Bride He Bought Online

John: Do you remember me? John: I remember you, too. Mandy: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! John: Be... quiet. John: I just have one question. John: Why did you do that do me? Mandy: I don't know. It was so stupid. Kaley came up with the idea and we thought it would be funny, I guess. It was mean; we shouldn't have done it. John: It was Kaley's idea, I see. So... if I had to pick one person to blame, that person would be Kaley. Mandy: What are you gonna do to me? If you let me go, I swear I won't say anything to anyone. We'll call it even! We played a joke; you played one. John: Except this isn't a joke. This is very real. The pain I felt at the airport was real. And you're soon gonna understand pain. Mandy: I'm so sorry. We never wanted to hurt you. John: I think you did. I'm pretty sure that's why you did it. Mandy: I swear to God We never even considered it. It was just a stupid thing for this stupid blog. John: It's my turn, now, to be mean.