Rafi Gardet: His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
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Lisa Metzger: Sometimes you love, and you learn, and you... move on.
Rafi Gardet: His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
Lisa Metzger: And I didn't buy you Q-tips because... I was trying to protect your ears!
David Bloomberg: I gotta tell you, you are making me nervous in a way I am not really familiar with.
David Bloomberg: Five? Thumbs up? Smile? No? Ah, we'll get there.
Rafi Gardet: By the way, things to avoid: beginning sentences with 'my mom... '
Rafi Gardet: This just smells of "pool boy at Sandal's Resort."
Lisa Metzger: Oh, I'm sorry. It's so hot in here, and I can't figure this stupid thing!
Blanch: Jeff Rosenberg's son got engaged yesterday. To a speech therapist!
Lisa Metzger: Sometimes you love, and you learn, and you... move on.
Rafi Gardet: His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
Lisa Metzger: And I didn't buy you Q-tips because... I was trying to protect your ears!
David Bloomberg: I gotta tell you, you are making me nervous in a way I am not really familiar with.
David Bloomberg: Five? Thumbs up? Smile? No? Ah, we'll get there.
Rafi Gardet: By the way, things to avoid: beginning sentences with 'my mom... '
Rafi Gardet: This just smells of "pool boy at Sandal's Resort."
Lisa Metzger: Oh, I'm sorry. It's so hot in here, and I can't figure this stupid thing!
Blanch: Jeff Rosenberg's son got engaged yesterday. To a speech therapist!
David Bloomberg: Are you okay, Grandma? Blanch: Like I have a choice? You're okay until you collapse.
Jack Bloomberg: Is it a client? Lisa Metzger: No, it's my lover. Yes, it's a client!
David Bloomberg: Ahhhh! Rafi Gardet: Oh, my God! Are you OK? David Bloomberg: Yeah, I think I'm blind. Rafi Gardet: Oh no, better call the pediatrician!
Rafi Gardet: You let me talk to you about his penis? Lisa Metzger: Trust me, that was *harder* for me than it was for you.
David Bloomberg: We're gonna have vacation sex tonight! Rafi Gardet: ... What is vacation sex, Dave? David Bloomberg: I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl.
Morris: Meeting Michelle! What are you going to see, "Beaches"? David Bloomberg: You are the wind beneath my wings, man! Morris: Hey, did you ever know that you're my hero?
Sam: God bless my daughter. I honestly don't know where I'd be without her. Blanch: In Brooklyn, Sam. You'd be in Brooklyn.
